What will you do if you had two cows?

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• What will you do if you had two cows?
• Keep them, sell them, outsource them?
• Here's a look at what Different people would do
• with two cows ...

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• Traditional economics
• You have two cows
• You sell one buy a bull
• Your herd multiplies
• You retire on the income

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INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou put both
of them on the bench hire another two to do the
job
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TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou tell them
that only one will go onsite You ask both of
them to fight for the only H1B VisaBoth of them
die after fighting
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HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou milk them
only for 24 hours on just 7 days a weekThey run
away
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WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cowsYou train them
for 2 months on how to milk themselvesThen u ask
them to pull bullock carts
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AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou sell
one force the other to produce the milk of 4
cowsYou profess surprise when the cow drops dead

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FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou go on
strike because you want three cows
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BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cowsThey are
both mad cows
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GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou
re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years,
eat once a month milk themselves.
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SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of
which belong to youYou charge others for storing
them
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JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou
redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow
make 20-times the milkYou then create cartoon
cows called Cowkimon market them
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CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou have
300 people milking themYou claim full
employment, high bovine productivity arrest
anyone reporting the actual numbers
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PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cowsYou
claim that the Indian cows belong to you Then
ask the US for financial aid, China for military
aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines,
Germany for technology, French for submarines,
Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with
all this claim of exploitation by the world
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INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cowsYou
worship them ?