TOP 10 REASONS I LOST TO DR. DAVIS

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TOP 10 REASONSI LOST TO DR. DAVIS
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NUMBER 10

• I desperately want to grow a goatee

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NUMBER 9

• He got his doctorate degree from K-map State
  University

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NUMBER 8

• I was mentally exhausted 50 microseconds into the
  first round

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NUMBER 7

• My cheerleading squad didnt show up

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NUMBER 6

• My God crown was constantly sliding from my big
  head distracting me.

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NOOMBAR 5

• My name Borat. I no think.
• Niceeeee!!!!!!!

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NUMBER 4

• I didnt get a chance to cheat this year.

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NUMBER 3

• on the other hand Dr Davis cheated 97 of the
  time!!!

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NUMBER 2

• I had a swine flu
• .and now you do too. Ha, ha.

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AND NUMBER 1

• I didnt want to hurt my new
• best friends

I didnt want to hurt my new best friend
forever