Title: Yet another one of dem powerpoints
1The Inocentes and Bhat Enterprise proudly
presents
Yet another one of dem powerpoints
The Super-Hero Tales w/ extra Super
2Featuring
And company.
3In the fall, when the clouds darken the sky An
evil comes and causes trouble on the
fly Superheroes gather and search for this bad
man They come from different places, even
Uzbekistan They all have different
personalities There are some that are strong, and
some that are not There are some that are horny
and some that are hot But there are two things
that bind them all Like wearing spandex tights
and overalls And fighting crime they also think
cool Or skinny dipping in Wonder Womans pool.
4An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around
in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always
wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying
around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute
guy to entertain But when she wasnt getting
busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her
magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked
with her deadly shoes.
An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around
in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always
wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying
around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute
guy to entertain But when she wasnt getting
busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her
magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked
with her deadly shoes
An Amazon princess she used to be Swinging around
in a jungle tree Tight little outfits she always
wore Teasing men to peek a little more Flying
around in her invisible plane Looking for a cute
guy to entertain But when she wasnt getting
busy She was out making bad guys feel dizzy Her
magic lasso she loved to use Or she just kicked
with her deadly shoes
5Wanting him in bed all the ladies did Ever since
he was a teenaged kid His whitie tighties they
were loving Because he liked to wear them butt
hugging With the ladies he sometimes was
flirty But Lois alone would he get down and
dirty But he always liked layin down the law And
then later with Lois, he would get raw But
fighting bad guys and stopping crime Was what he
loved doing in his spare time.
6The dark knight was his name Fighting crime in
Gotham was his game Secret he kept his real name
Bruce Wayne The amount of money he had was
insane When the police needed him a sign they
lit Then he would come in his rubber outfit When
in trouble, his utility belt he busted
out Defeating his foe without even a shout All
feared him and thought he could not die Because
thousands fought and failed in their try.
7Hunting bad men was his thing to do Using his
powers to turn them into glue Didnt like the
ladies much did he Running around with his green
gayety But chicks didnt like him anyways Since
his green skin made them hurl in sprays Since
pimpin wasnt part of his game Fighting bad guys
became his main fame A great superhero turned out
did he Saving everyone, even a little flea
8Taggin along with no vehicle in sight He flossed
a green ring where he kept all his
might Protecting space and its inhabitants his
job was He enjoyed making little green rabbits
just because Crying was his specialty, a lonely
man he became Whenever the lid was down, he would
take the blame So our galactic friend left for
Africa, away he flew In hopes to find love in a
country named Zulu In Zulu he found a girl very
beautiful was she He asked her to marry him, but
she left to flee..the country.
9The most useless of them all, Aquaman was a
disgrace To the JLA he was but an ugly
face Communicatin wit da fishies was his
skill Putting sea slugs in his pants was always a
thrill His naughty actions lead him to
banishment It later lead to financial problems,
like paying rent Aquamans helplessness leads to
depression Not even Sid the Squid helped with his
breakdancing lesson One rainy day crazy he
became Creating sand angels lead to his fame once
again
10Now who is this little boy with JLA? He looks
kinda funny I have to say Prancing around in his
pathetic get-up He irritates the others with his
small coffee cup Why he likes caffeine nobody
knows A dream forever is pimpin on dem hoes He
looks up to the Dark Knight a.k.a. Batman He
likes buying candy from a place called Japan
Robin is a follower, member he is not He will
tag along forever, until he gets shot
11CAPTAIN WONDERBALLS
Who let this man in, nobody really knows He
travels the world doing circus shows He is quite
the charmer when it comes to ladies Drivin them
around in his drop top Mercedes Wonderballs, what
do you mean? You might ask Basketballs,
baseballs, every balls dear Jack His hobbies are
fishing, bowling, and running too Hell, he even
likes playing the kazoo Not a JLA member or even
a super hero We just made this guy up so we
wouldnt get a zero
12So off into the dark abyss they traveled Wouldnt
you like to know how this story unraveled? Well,
well tell you the ending if you insist If we
were to stop now, we know youd be pissed The
evil man from before, found he was and
killed Which left the superheroes nothing but
thrilled To add a little twist to this plain
end Robin and Green Lantern start a new
trend Its called the Harlem shake where you
dance real crazy Â
Muahahahaha.here we go!
13Vanilla Shakes- Yes. Chocolate Shakes-
Yes. Strawberry Shakes- Yes. How about
Harlem Shakes? -
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