Getting Really Bored of the Rings

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Getting Really Bored of the Rings

• By Jane RR Tuckien
• It turns the milk chocolaty!

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We left our hobbits in a bit of a predicament,
and if you dont remember what it was then its
just your own fault coz we aint playing it again.
Youre well tight you are.
We have no time to criticise the narrator! Goegol
has taken the one toilet rim!
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Oh yeah.
Look! Someones coming.
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No I aint dog
Dont ask stupid questions. Its obviously that
tall basketball guy out of space jam.
Who are you?
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His names somehting like Goegol or something,
dogs. Now stand still while I whack yous.
The names Treeafro, and some brother told me to
come and whack yous guys.
Not good.
What brother is that?
Lets hide
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So our pitiful little hobbits hid behind a rock.
How original.
We cant stay here forever! We need some help!
Whered you go muthahubbards
But who? Theres no one around to save us!
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And just when all seemed lost for Frodo and Sam,
along came a very unexpected cameo from another
show
Wait a sec, Im on the wrong set, arent I?
Its Tweeters- with his ultra cool jetpack!
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Oh my god oh my god oh my god! Its tweeters! I
just LOVE your show!
Whattup dog?
Wait, you can help us!
Can I go now?
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Well lets make this quick then Im getting
liposuction at three and I dont want to be late.
Just kill that guy and then you can go.
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So tweeters equipped one of his most deadliest
weapons
To be or not to be ANNIHILATED!!!!
buzz
buzz
A chainsaw!
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Yo dog keep that thing away from me dog
Hasta la vista branchy
buzz
crunch
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Yeah whatever Im going now. And I better get a
bonus for this!
You turned him into firewood!
Wow that was fast
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So off Tweeters went to get liposuction, and
frodo and sam enjoyed a lovely afro fire.
Ahh you cant beat a bit of a rappin fire
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So
Did Frodo and Sam carry on their quest?
Did Tweeters survive his surgery?
And did Goegol take over the world with the one
toilet rim?
My answer is
Probably not!
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Cast

• Frodo- Rachel
• Sam- An old cabbage
• Tweeters- The twilight zone door
• Treeafro- Some dude we found on the floor of the
  office

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