Reasons why I suck the fun out of everything

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Reasons why I suck the fun out of everything

• (An exercise in PowerPoint excellence)

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• I am constantly correcting grammar
• When I refer to Star Wars, I am talking about
  global defense
• I eat only vegetables and will tell you about it
  at least four times
• Also, I like to make Venn diagrams

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• I collect holiday sweaters
• And Korean War memorabilia
• You dont eat enough fiber
• I am sensitive about everything
• Allergic to gluten

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• Smuggling candy into the movie theater is
  unacceptable I will report you
• I spend a good chunk of each day thinking about
  or talking about euthanasia
• I have pictures of my children you havent seen
  yet