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The Secret WG Report
- RIPE 43
- (Dont shoot the messenger)
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OUTLINE
- Agenda Bashing
- General introduction
- Staff Changes
- Material
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General Intro
- Charter is ultra secret.
- White paper and white ink.
- Find a member of the SECRET-WG
- Limericks_at_ripe.net
- If you are lucky the limerick will make it into a
WHOIS object. (RPSL!) - Whois -h whois.ripe.net -T limerick -r -i person
AMRM1-RIPE - You figure out the details... OK
- Everything goes but no personal fights
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The Secret WG is not under (remote) control of
alien entities
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Staff Changes
- The working group is on a dead-end track
- New energy and direction needed
- Remember the charter was white on white
- Profile
- Good eye for new directions
- Good feel for networking
- Well known in the community
- Trustworthy
- Able to make long days
- Able to go unnoticed in large crowds
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Staff Changes 2
- Conclusion we need a Trend-Watcher!!!
- A small report on how we found our new staff
member
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Whats that smell
- Our late-at-night hacking attempts
- Were stymied by means of a fence
- But no need for your bum
- On the floor to go numb
- There's a backup route via the Gents
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Another Secret Cabal
- Our Harald, in eloquent mode
- Gave a tour of his board's strange abode
- No presidents, kings
- Or other strange things
- Just consensus and rough running code
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Epicurean Adventures
- Bits of octopus, prawns and dead sheep
- All piled on a plate in a heap
- A huge bowl of stew
- And a cask of wine too
- Just to write it all down was a feat
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First Assignment
- Our welcome to LACNIC. Three cheers!
- New member in the club of the RIRs
- One question we ask
- As in glory you bask
- Just when are you buying the beers?
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There we are
Pooffffffff
There we are
Poof
There we are
Poof
There we are
There we are !!!
Poof
- Flap dampening's not quite so cool
- Says Randy, who's nobody's fool
- When his prefixes flap
- Makes his AS remap
- And his routing melt down in a pool
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Horny Geek
- The wavelan down close to the pool
- Was a rather good thing as a rule
- But they took it away.
- We were upset, but hey!
- Watching topless sunbathers is cool
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Horny Geek photo evidence
Innocent titties protected
Geeky notes
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Sabbatical
- A thought for our hosts, the Greeks
- Who got invaded by Geeks
- Nights out, very funny
- Warm weather and sunny
- Look out! We could stay here for weeks
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127/8
- Paul Thornton, he gets in a knot
- In a fight with the hostmaster bot
- His new LIR
- Won't get very far
- With the addresses hes already got
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Packet collision
- Lifts in the hotel were a bore
- We kept getting stuck in the door
- With tourists and cases
- From so many places
- Now, how do we get to our floor?
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www.fotopic.net
- Did we tell you Wavelan is a broadcast medium
- TCPDUMP is our friend.
- The Secret-WG traced the bastard
- Many hits will make a pic the index pic.
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Stalker
- Do you wonder why all geeks go nuts
- When she, to the music, shakes butts
- Network groupie for fun
- but you know whats the pun
- Only packets can date peering sluts
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Thats it Folks
- Back to work or enjoy the sun
- See you _at_ RIPE 44
- Send your bad ideas to bert_at_secret-wg.org
- your limericks to limericks_at_ripe.net
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