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Title: Dinglelitis
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Dinglelitis
- Joseph Toker
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What is Dinglelitis
- Inflammation of ones dingle
- Caused by a virus
- Human Dinglelis Virus (HDV)1
- Is geneticcan be passed from father to son2
- Only if the father has an active case of
dinglelitis2 - Can lead to paranoia, confusion, or apathy3
- Was discovered by Daniel Dingle in 1948
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Symptoms
- Swollen dingle (about 50 of the time)
- Intense itching
- Fatigue or exhaustion
- Inability to comprehend
- Lack of interest in work
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Cause
- Transmitted in one of two fashions
- Air-borne
- Contact with contaminated dingles
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Diagnosis
- Diagnosis of Dinglelitis is a three-prong
approach - Blood test to reveal HDV
- Palpation of the dingle
- History of contacts with those who have infected
dingles
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Treatment
- Regimented formula of exercise, stress
management, and medication is called for - Itzapainindaaz is used for treatment4
- Can be given in pill, cream, or suppository
- Taken every 6 hours, with food
- Care must be taken not to overwork ones dingle
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Source Journal of Idiotic Medical Research,
2000, 312-14
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Prevalence
- More common among white males and non-white
females - Ages 10-34 are the peak years of diagnosis
- Those over 65 have less prevalencepossibly due
to lesser use of their dingles
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Prognosis
- It is incurable can be kept at bay with proper
medication - Individuals must keep stress at a minimal and
make sure to not overwork the dingle - Individuals with dinglelitis are at higher risk
of developing the more serious St. Louis Drip.
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Prognosis cont
- Must have annual dingle exam
- Minimize consumption of broccoli, cauliflower,
liver, and cooked spinach - Increased medication at various times
- Social support can help one through difficult
times
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Famous People Who Have Dinglelitis
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