The Secret to Cartoon Physics

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The Secret toCartoon Physics

• Dottore Antonio Gratiano
• PhD, MBA, MFA, LLB, NFL, QRS, TUV,
• BA, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS, BS,
  BS, BS, BS

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The secret to cartoon physics is
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The secret to cartoon physics is
the 3-fingered hand!!!(Article for Science
research journal in the works)
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My Assistants
Arlecchino
Smeraldina
Teaching Assistant
Lab Assistant
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Cartoon PhysicsLaw I

• Any body suspended in space will remain in space
  until it is made aware of its situation

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw II

• Any body passing through solid matter will leave
  a perforation conforming to its perimeter

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw III

• The time required for a body to fall from a
  height is greater than or equal to the time it
  takes for another body to spiral down flights of
  stairs in time to catch the first body

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw IV

• All principles of gravity are negated by fear

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw V

• Certain bodies can pass through solid walls
  painted to resemble tunnel entrances others
  cannot

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw VI

• A sharp object will always propel a character
  upward

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Cartoon PhysicsLaw VII

• Explosive weapons cannot cause fatalities

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GRAZIE!!!

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