FOOD JOKES

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FOOD JOKES
HA! HA!
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spoon

• Fella goes into his favorite deli where the
  waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh
  ball soup. The customer signals the waiter to
  come back. - Taste the soup! - he commands. -
  Why? - inquires the surprised waiter. - Taste
  the soup! - comes the reply. - Max, you've been
  coming in here every day for ten years. There's
  never been anything wrong with the soup. - Taste
  the soup!- What's wrong, too much salt--not
  enough salt?"- Taste the soup! - What, the
  matzo balls aren't fluffy enough for - you? -
  TASTE THE SOUP!!!! The waiter finally agrees -
  All right all right, I'll taste the soup! Where's
  the spoon? - A-HA!!!- chortles Max.

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• Why did the student eat his homework?
• The teacher told him it was a piece of cake.

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the family of tomatoes
SLOWNICZEK lagging behind marudzic stomps(sta
mp) zdeptac squashing rozgniesc/zmiazdzyc

• A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown
  one day when the little baby tomato started
  lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back
  to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her
  into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"

It was a tomatos baby ?
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JAIL FOOD

• The warden, addressing the three instigators of
  a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know
  two things. First Why did you revolt? Second
  How did you get out of your cell?" Y Y YOne of
  the three men stepped forward, "Warden, we
  rebelled because the food is awful." "I see.
  And what did you use to break the bars?" The
  warden asked. Replied the spokesman, "French
  Toast..."

SLOWNICZEK warden dyrektor
wiezienia instigator - podzegacz riot
zamieszki revolt - bunt bars prety/drazki
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UNDERAGE

• These three underage girls (blonde, brunette
  and redhead) walk into a bar. A cop walks in
  and recongizes them and knows they were all
  underage. As he approached the girls, they all
  bolted.They ran into an alley where there were
  three trash bags. With the cop coming, they
  quickly hid in the bags. J
• The officer comes looking and kicks the first
  bag (where the brunette was) and she says "meow"
  and the officer says "oh it's just a stupid cat".
  Then he kicks the next bag (where the redhead
  girl was) and she says "woof woof" and the
  officer says "it's only a stupid alley dog".
  Then he kicks the last bag (where the blonde is
  hiding) and she says "potato's potato's."

SLOWNICZEK underage nieletnie cop
gliniarz/ policjant trash tandeta/rupiecie a
pproachted podchodzic bolt - ucieczka
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Prace wykonaly

• Ania i Martyna Lipinskie
• Klasa 3g