Halloween Jokes

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Halloween Jokes
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Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
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His ghoul friend
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Why did the skeleton go the hospital?

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To have his ghoul stones removed

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What has webbed feet, feathers, fangs, and goes
quack-quack?

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Count Duckula

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When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

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When youre a mouse

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What do you call afriendly dead Egyptian?

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A chummy mummy

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What do you call a skeleton who won't work? 

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Lazy bones

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What do skeletons say before they begin dining?

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Bone appetit !

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What happened to the boat that sank in the sea
full  of piranha?

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It came back with askeleton crew!

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Why do witches fly on brooms? 

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Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough

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What do you call a fat Jack-O-Lantern? 

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A plumpkin

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Where do baby ghosts go during the day? 

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Day scare centers

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What do witches put on their hair? 

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Scare spray

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What was the favorite game at the ghosts'
birthday party?
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Hide and shriek!
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How does a witch tell time?
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She looks at her witch watch
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How did the monster score a touchdown in
football?
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He runs over the ghoul line
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Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
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No Body
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Why wasn't there any food left after the monster
party?

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Because everyone therewas a goblin!
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What's the first thing ghosts do when theyget in
a car?
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They boo-kletheir seat belts.
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Why do mummiesmake good employees?
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They get all wrapped up in their work.
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What did the ghost buy for his haunted house?
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Home Moaners Insurance
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Why are there fences around cemeteries?

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Because people aredying to get in