Teds idea of fun

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Mountain Lions

• Teds idea of fun

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A look at advertisement
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Mountain Lions

• Do you feel like committing suicide?
• Let Mountain Lions help, dedicated to making your
  suicide a successful one!
• Featuring running, death, more death, and more
  running.
• Join Today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why You Should Join

• Try to beat Ted up the mountain
• Lots of death
• You want to commit suicide, right?
• A really cool sweatshirt in the end
• I dont really know why you want to join, but
  thats okay

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Qualifications

• Hill runs, about a half mile each. Twelve of
  them!
• Howe Street stairs. Lots of chance to slip and
  twist an ankle!
• Run Green Lake. Try to fall in!

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Running up the MountainTeds expectations

• Gloves are for ninnies
• Hats are for ninnies
• Wear pants and die!
• One parent must bring up camera. Woe to them if
  they forget (Ted is not responsible for reminding
  them)!
• Know automatically what to do, Ted will not give
  any effort to communicate.

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As you run up the mountain

• Make sure that you really did bring a hat and
  gloves
• Make sure you wear pants, so Ted gets really mad
• Yes, Ted runs up the mountain, and yes, he is the
  slowest thing on earth (except for Ellis) so make
  sure you time how much you beat him by

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Post running

• After running up Tiger Mountain, if you havent
  committed suicide yet, stop your attempts and go
  to the party at Kilians house. Ted makes a
  short sentimental speech, then blames the kids
  for driving him to insanity. Then, Kilian says
  what a wonderful group you were, and how she
  hopes to see you next year, and everybody a
  really great kid, and more bogus.

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Thanx!!!! Thank you for watchingMOUNTAIN
LIONSTeds idea of fundirected, created, and
produced byRebecca MyhreThank you, Good
bye, and get lost.