My Dog Has Got No Manners

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My Dog Has Got No Manners By Bruce Lansky
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My dog has got no manners. I think hes very
rude.
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He always whines at dinnertime
while we are eating food.
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And when hes feeling thirsty And wants to take a
drink,
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He takes it from the toilet
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Instead of from the sink.
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He never wears a pair of pants.
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He doesnt wear a shirt.
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But worse, he will not shower To wash away the
dirt.
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Hes not polite to strangers.
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He bites them on the rear.
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And when Im on the telephone He barks so I cant
hear.
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When I complained to Mom, she said, I thought
you knew
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The reason that his manners stink
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He learned by watching you.