Title: I Was Rich Last Sunday
1I Was Rich Last Sunday
2My brothers have ALL the money.
3Then .. THANKS to Grandma and Grandpa from New
Jersey
4My two brothers and I each got 1.00 ! ! ! !
(I just LOVE the smell of money, dont you?)
5Everyone had good ideas for what I should do
with my money. (I want to save for a
walkie-talkie.)
Too bad other ideas soon get in the way of
that ....as you will soon see.
6 Gum Gum Gum Goodbye 15 cents .15
.85 - .15 .70 left
Bet Bet Bet Goodbye 15 cents .15
7Eddies snake rental ..
Goodbye
12 cents .12
.70 -.12 .58 left
8F I N E D!!So, what did I do that was soooo bad,
huh? My brothers are so DUMB.
.10 10 cents
.58 - .10 .48 left
Toodles
That means Goodbye MORE money.
9Goodbye 3 ( .03 )
- Can you get money after it has been
- FLUSHED DOWN THE TOILET?
- I tell you . . . . . It was an
- A C C I D E N T ! ! !
.48 - .03 .45 left
10How did my nickel fall into that crack?
Adios ( Another word for Goodbye ! ) 5
.05
.45 - .05 .40
11Boy that chocolate bar was GOOD ! Too bad it
was Anthonys.
Sorry to see you go. . . 11
.40 - .1 1 .29 left
124 MAGICALLY gone! Nick, my rotten,
brother magician says that he cant get it back
now.
.29 - .04 .25
After while, Crocodile and my 4
13 .25 - .05 .20
I Will Miss You 5
Charged 5 cents JUST FOR KICKING! Not Fair.
14Dont go to GARAGE SALES!
20
.20 - .20 .00
15TAKE IT TO THE BANK!
If only I had some money to take to the bank.
But how do I get some money to save?
16Any Loose Teeth ?
N O
Forgotten nickels or dimes?
N O O O
17Any Recyclable Bottles?
N O
Please come back soon Grandpa and Grandma!
18At least Ive still got . . .
my melted candle,
my bear
with one eye,
my (almost) deck of cards,
19and my bus tokens,
just like last Sunday.
20Adios.. and Goodbye
To you And to Walkie-talkies F O R N O W!