macbeth100

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ACT TWO
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ACT TWO
SCENE ONE
It sure is a dark night tonight.
FLEANCE
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Whos there?
FLEANCE
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A friend.
FLEANCE
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Why arent you asleep? I have been dreaming of
the weird sisters. They sure told you what was
up, huh?
FLEANCE
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I havent really thought of them at all. Hey
Banquo, you always got my back, right?
FLEANCE
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Sure, so long as I keep my conscience clear and
stay loyal to the king, Im your man. Good night.
FLEANCE
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FLEANCE
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Hey servant.
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Tell my wife to ring the bell when my drink is
ready.
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Am I seeing a dagger? I cant touch it, but its
there, leading me to Duncans room. My eyes are
messing with me.
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SCENE ONE
And now Im seeing blood on it Im an
instrument of evil now. Oh, this sucks. Here
goes nothing
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Theres the bell. Hear it not, Duncan, for it
will call you to heaven or hell.
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Getting the guards drunk has made me excited!
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Whos there? Whats going on?
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Damnit! My stupid husband is making so much
noise, hell wake up the guards! If Duncan
hadnt resembled my father as he slept, I would
have killed him myself.
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SCENE TWO
Oh man, Im freaking out! I heard Malcolm and
Donalbain talking in their sleep. One laughed,
and the other cried murder! They woke each
other and prayed. I tried to join them but I
couldnt pray!
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SCENE TWO
Baby, youve got to chill out. Dont think about
it.
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But then I heard a voice that said Macbeth has
killed sleep, so he will sleep no more! I need
to sleep what am I going to do?
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SCENE TWO
What? Youre talking crazy talk. Go wash the
blood off your hands Hey, is that the daggers
in your hand? You idiot! Those are murder
weapons! Go put them in the guards hands!
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Hell no! Im not about to go back there!
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You sad little idiot. Give me the daggers. I
aint scared of the dead and sleeping. If
Duncans still bleeding, Ill use the blood to
cover the guards faces.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Whats up with that knocking? Why am I so
freaked out? Will all the oceans of the world
clean the blood off my hands? No, my hands will
dye the seas red.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
SCENE TWO
I got just as much blood on my hands, but my soul
is white. Come on! Someone is knocking on the
door. We have to get cleaned up and be ready.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
SCENE TWO
Theyll wake Duncan with that noise If only they
could
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Alright, alright, Im coming. If I were the
porter of hells gate, Id be opening the door a
lot these days. Knock knock, whos there? A
farmer who killed himshelf because his crops
failed. Come on in to hell and be ready to shweat.
PORTER
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Whos there? A shmooth talker who lied all
through life, but couldnt talk his way into
Heaven. Whos there? A tailor who ripsh off hith
clients. Oh, well, here in hell you can do shome
cooking, right?
PORTER
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Man, open the door already!
Enough of this foolishnesh. Here you go. Dont
forget the Porter.
PORTER
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PORTER
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What took you so long?
PORTER
LENNOX
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Sorry, Ive been drinking, and it provokes three
things red faces, sleepiness, and urine. It
also provokes horniness, but undoes it at the
same time. Im so wasted, man.
PORTER
LENNOX
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Is Macbeth up?
PORTER
LENNOX
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Hey Macduff, Lennox, whats up?
LENNOX
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I told the king I would wake him up around now.
Ill go wake him.
LENNOX
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Dude, it was a crazy night. The wind blew hard
and we heard screams in the night and the earth
shook.
LENNOX
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No kidding.
LENNOX
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SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!!!

LENNOX
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DUNCAN IS DEAD!
LENNOX
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SAY WHAT?!
SAY WHAT?!
LENNOX
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LENNOX
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EVERYBODY WAKE UP!
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The king is dead! Dead, I tell you!
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
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Its true! It looks like his guards did it!
They were drunk as skunks!
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Yeah, I was so pissed off that I just killed both
of those guards!
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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What?! Why did you do that?
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Yeah, I was just so angry I had to kill them
um
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Oh dear, Im so faint.
SCENE THREE
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Help her!
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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What do we do, brother?
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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MALCOLM
Dont say anything here! One of these guys just
killed Dad. Lets get out of here!
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Ill go to England.
MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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MALCOLM
Ill go to Ireland. Here, we cant trust anybody!
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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MALCOLM
DONALBAIN
LENNOX
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Alright, lets get cleaned up and well get
together to plan how to catch this murderer.
LENNOX
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Agreed!
Agreed!
Agreed!
LENNOX
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LENNOX
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THE NEXT DAY
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Last night sure was strange.
OLD MAN
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How about today? Its daytime, but the sun is
blocked out, and its black as night.
OLD MAN
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ACT TWO
Yeah, thats strange. Also, last week, I saw an
owl kill a hawk.
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OLD MAN
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Oh yeah? How about Duncans horses? They went
wild and ate each other. Thats super-strange.
OLD MAN
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Hey guys. Everyone thinks Malcolm and Donalbain
must have killed their dad, because they took off
so quickly.
OLD MAN
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So Macbeth is going to be the king then?
OLD MAN
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Yep. Hes at Scone being crowned. Duncans body
is in Colmekill being buried. Im heading home
to Fife. I dont want to see Macbeth crowned.
OLD MAN
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Alright. See you later.
OLD MAN
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SCENE FOUR
OLD MAN
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Help control the pet population. Have your pet
spayed or neutered.
OLD MAN
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THE END OF ACT TWO
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MACBETHS CEMETERY
MACDONWALD
DUNCAN
DRUNK GUARDS