Computer Witticisms

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Computer Witticisms
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• If Builders built buildings like programmers
  program programs, the first termite to come along
• would destroy civilization!

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• When in trouble, when in doubt, run in circles,
  scream and shout.

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• Inside every overclocker is a little demon and
  every time you bend over a PC that little demon
  whispers in your ear
• "how fast can you make this thing go before it
  begs for mercy?"

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• Upgrading is like removing a wart on a witchs
  nose...
• its to difficult to find a stopping place.

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Computer Toys

• The difference between men and boys
• Is the price of their toys!