Staying Healthy Ninja Style

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Staying Healthy Ninja Style
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• Fiber in your diet is important. Ninjas eat the
  shirt off a complete strangers back at least
  once a week.

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• A strong handshake is a sign of good health.
  Ninjas therefore squeeze as tightly as possible
  and do not let go when shaking hands.

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• Cleanliness is next to godliness. If Ninjas get
  ketchup stains on their outfits whilst eating
  out, they throw smoke pellets and disappear.
  Later, outside their den they burn their outfits
  while screaming uncontrollably at the top of
  their lungs.

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• Mind Control is one of the Ninjas most powerful
  skills. Making small children give you money is
  not only hilarious, but quite lucrative, and
  therefore healthy.

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• It is important for Ninjas not to be their own
  worst enemy. Therefore, Ninjas should be sure to
  practice proper dental care before wearing a face
  mask.

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• Laughter is medicine. Ninjas therefore practice
  the art of inappropriate laughter.

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Other Tips

• When danger approaches, act busy.
• Too much sake makes you talky.

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Other Tips

• Beware of cold noodles.
• Dont panic.

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• Submitted by Tristan Hiegler,
• Resident Assistant,
• Western Washington University