The Little Ops Officers Journey:

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The Little Ops Officers Journey A Tale Of
Clearances
Written by Miss Jones and Some Staff Geek w/out a
good clearance Illustrated by Miss Jones 1st
Grade Students from Our Lady of Pain Parochial
School
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Once upon a time there was an officer . His CG
told him to go find out what the enemy was up too.
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So he set out on a journey of much peril to meet
with the sacred oracle at Mount G2!
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He went to Mount G2 to consult the sacred eight
ball, dice and dart board of knowledge.
Unfortunately, the high priest of the G2 Ops
could not help and sent him to the SCIF!
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He went to the SCIF and was turned back by its
phantom like guardians. They sent him to the SSO
also known as the Gatekeeper!
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At the SSOs office, the Gatekeeper gave him
the sacred EPSQ. The Gatekeeper reminded him to
fill it out accurately, listing every person he
knew or wanted to know for the last decade lest
he be devoured by Cerubus for an inaccurate
report!
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Six months later after several corrections a
local background check, blood sample, cavity
check and electro shock the Gatekeeper accepted
his EPSQ
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The Gatekeeper then put him through the trials
of loyalty along with others wishing knowledge
from the greatest oracle of all.
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In the trials the Gatekeeper gave a mock ACE
brief to see who was worthy.
Many of the petitioners perished from boredom or
information overload!
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The mighty priestess of the SSO sacrificed his
EPSQ and scanned him with her all seeing eyes
following his success at the trials.
She then granted him clearance to the sacred SCIF!
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In the SCIF he met the sacred priest known as the
ACE Chief. The ACE chief along with his minions
controlled the sacred Coin of Uncertainty.
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Eyeing the young operations officer the ACE chief
grasped the Coin of Uncertainty. What is your
question? He bellowed shaking the very
foundation of the sacred SCIF.
Will my CG vanquish our enemies? The young
officer asked.
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The mighty ACE chief threw the Coin of
Uncertainty into the air. It landed with a pure
ring of knowledge.
Heads, Heads, Heads, chanted the mighty ACE
chiefs minions
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Your answer is MAYBE. We have to check and
verify some other sources but the Coin of
Uncertainty indicates maybe. The mighty ACE
Chief said with a voice of the gods.
Maybe!!!! WTF, MAYBE, I could have flipped my
own Fing coin, the now somewhat perturbed
Operations Officer said under his breath.
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The young diligent operations officer left the
sacred SCIF and the G2 behind. He returned to
his CG and gave him the knowledge he received.
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So our story ends. The young operations officer
may have lived happily ever after. That may be
his house. Until this is corroborated with at
least ten forms of intelligence from national,
local, regional and cosmic sources we cannot
truly verify this report. The End!