The Written Constitution of Nee

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The Written Constitution of Nee
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Situation We have been deserted on an island
off the West Coast of Tahiti and we know that we
are going to be here for quite a while. We all
have agreed as a whole that we have to live here,
that we should adapt a set of rights and freedoms
to live by. We as a society have decided to live
by a communist government. We have decided that
we need to write a constitution for our island,
to ensure these rights and freedoms. This
government has had the chance to put into the
constitution what the members have thought that
would be necessary to establish a well govern
country. The following articles state the basic
outline of our communist government on this
island of Nee. These articles will be how we
must live starting this date of February 22, 2002

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Article One Every communist constitution states
that a communist government rules all citizens of
this country. Article Two Every member of this
society is to be considered of equal class and no
one is of higher concern or need of special
attention
Article Three Everyone has the right to
live. Article Four The females living on this
island are to be considered equal to the males
and they are to have as much right and
responsibilities as the men do. Article Five No
slavery is to be considered on this island.
Article Six Any member of this society that turn
on any other member shall receive capital
punishment. This punishment shall be exportation
of the living society, and forced to live in a
fifteen foot deep hole on the opposite end of the
island near the shore. Away from all
civilization.
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Article Seven All humans have the right to a
fair trial, and are to be considered innocent
until proven guilty. Article Eight Everyone's
ideas that might be able to help our civilization
shall be considered and accounted for. Article
Nine Every member is allowed to do what they
want, when they
want as long as it doesnt affect others in a
negative way or makes anyone else feel agitated
or uncomfortable. Article Ten (1) Everyone is
allowed to believe in and practice his or her own
religious beliefs. (2)Every religion practiced
shall not interfere with others beliefs.
Article Eleven (1)The official languages of this
island are English and Russian. These languages
are to be used and respected. (2)Any member who
chooses not to speak the official languages are
free to do so however others and not obligated to
communicate in a language outside of their own.
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Article Twelve Every member is obligated to equal
labor time. Assistance to form the habitat is
required by everyone. Everyone must contribute on
a regular basis. Article Thirteen Everyone is
responsible for his or her own personal
belongings and chores assigned to then on this
island. If
someone is not able to keep up with the
responsibilities, it is to be taken up with the
government of the island. Article Fourteen If
any member is caught being lazy or irresponsible,
all other members must agree to a punishment that
will be given. The punishment should not be too
server.
Article Fifteen All members of this society must
agree upon all punishments. Article Sixteen All
members are entitles to their own possessions and
privacy. This should be respected and not
violated. Article Seventeen Member who try to
take control or be a leader above others,
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shall be exiled from the island. Article
Eighteen There is no opposition the the Official
Communist Party. Article Nineteen Anyone
considered a
individualist (against equality) shall be
sentenced to imprisonment. Article
Twenty Everyone shall pay taxes and contribute
towards a central
government. Article Twenty One Everyone must
pay taxes, refusal to pay taxes results in
punishment, decided upon by tax paying citizens.
These rules are to be followed exactly as
written. Failure to follow this communist
constitution will result in punishment and length
jail time. In this society everyone is equal.