Why Hamantaschen Are Better Than Latkes

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Why Hamantaschen Are Better Than Latkes
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Why Latkes Are Just as Good as Hamantaschen
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The Lotos Eaters W.E.F. Britten
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The Latkes Eaters WTF? Britten
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The Latkes blooms below the barren peak, The
Latkes blows by every winding creek All day the
wind breathes low with greasier tone Thro every
oily pan and kettle lone Round and round in spicy
mounds the yellow Latkes-dust is blown. We have
had enough of poppy-seed, and of hamantaschen
we, Rolld to starboard, rolld to larboard, when
the pastry-dough was free, Where the Purim
monster spouted tasty fillings in the sea. Let us
swear an oath, and keep it with an equal mind, In
the hollow Latkes-land to live and lie
reclined On the hills like schmucks together,
careless of mankind. - Tennyson
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The Latkes blooms below the barren peak, The
Latkes blows by every winding creek All day the
wind breathes low with greasier tone Thro every
oily pan and kettle lone Round and round in spicy
mounds the yellow Latkes-dust is blown. We have
had enough of poppy-seed, and of hamantaschen
we, Rolld to starboard, rolld to larboard, when
the pastry-dough was free, Where the Purim
monster spouted tasty fillings in the sea. Let us
swear an oath, and keep it with an equal mind, In
the hollow Latkes-land to live and lie
reclined On the hills like schmucks together,
careless of mankind. - Tennyson
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S. Ervinge Spoone (1282-1341)
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LATKES
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LATKES
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The Computational Beauty of Hamantaschen
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• Infinite perimeter
• Zero area

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The Computational Ugliness of Latkes
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The Computational Beauty of Latkes
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Postscript
If something is in me which can be called
religious then it is the unbounded admiration for
the structure of the world so far as our science
can reveal it. - A. Einstein