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Yo Mamma
  • Vocabulary Set 1

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Yo mommas so vociferous, she melted her braces!
  • Vo cif er ous vuh SIF uhr uhs or voh SIF uhr
    uhs
  • Adj. Loud and forceful
  • Vociferous people emit a constant and loud stream
    of noise. Its overpowering. Bobby Knight, one
    of the most successful college basketball coaches
    in history, talks to referees vociferously. That
    is, he yells at them, often in the form of many
    loud curses, one after another. The Hollywood
    image of military drill sergeants is one of
    demanding vociferousness, constantly berating
    soldiers and intimidating them by shouting
    insults.

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Yo mommas pits are so fetid, she slowed down
speed stick!
  • Fet id FET id
  • Adj. Having an offensive odor
  • Lets see, she also made Right Guard turn left
    and made Secret go public. What else? She made
    Old Spice die. And, uh, she made Sure
    reconsider. Those are all the deodorant jokes
    Ive got. Fetid means foul-smelling, malodorous.

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Yo momma is so succulent, she creates her own au
jus when she sleeps!
  • suc cu lent SUK yoo lent
  • Adj. Juicy and tender
  • Perhaps its more dangerous to utter yo momma
    compliments than insults. One does not like to
    think of a mother as succulent. Unless that
    one is Oedipus. Succulent means juicy,
    though we have yet to see a pair of low-riding
    sweat pants with the word succulent across the
    butt. Give it time. More generally, succulent
    can mean delectable, rich in desirable qualities.
    Meats are often described as succulent, which is
    another reason that you want to be careful to
    whose momma you attribute succulence.

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Yo mommas hands are so turgid, she uses a hoola
hoop as a pinky ring!
  • Tur gid
  • Adj. swollen
  • Things that are turgid
  • Uhbody parts that you should cover up!
  • A bladder.varicose veins
  • A swollen broken hand
  • Certain celebrities egos
  • What else?
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