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Weather you like it or not!A plan for world
domination

• Prof. Moriarty
• Evil Institute of Technology
• Friday, January 13, 2006

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Project Background

• Previous attempts at world domination
• Evil satellite launched, 1967
• Shot down by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
• Princess of Khajerkistan kidnapped, 1972
• Rescued by S.P.I.E.S. within hours
• Release of radioactive spiders in NYC, 1982
• Prevented by S.P.I.E.S. just in the nick of time
• Britney Spears career, 1999-present
• Foiled by her own lack of talent, class

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Evil plan

• Purchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine
• Control weather all over the world
• Resorts warm, sunny
• Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy

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The Resorts

• Features
• Sunny skies
• Clear ocean
• 1- and 2- bedroom huts
• Presidential suites
• Continental breakfast
• UNREASONABLE PRICES!

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Evil plan

• Purchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine
• Control weather all over the world
• Resorts warm, sunny
• Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy

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Evil Weather Machine

• Draws nice weather to Evil Resorts
• Brings nasty weather everywhere else
• This forces people to come to Evil Resorts and
  pay our exorbitant prices!

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Evil plan

• Purchase resorts in tropical locations
• Build Evil Weather Machine
• Control weather all over the world
• Resorts warm, sunny
• Rest of world
• Cold
• Snowy or rainy
• Windy

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How S.P.I.E.S. can foil my plan

• You cant!!
• To ensure that you cant, I have built a bomb
  into this presentation
• It will detonate in 10 minutes, killing you all!