The Quantum Sociology Project

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The Quantum Sociology Project
Some Subtle Sublimation
Deborah SchmiersteinUniversity of
Shatterhook Project duration as long as it
takes
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Puzzling Research Question

• Quantum is the essence of everything. That is why
  quantum also should be the center of sociology,
  with studies that range from the quanta of human
  beings to the quanta of emotional togetherness,
  measured, of course, in cheese per square inch.
• It is fashionable to call for interdisciplinary
  work but the inexcusable meagerness of what has
  to date been achieved is nothing if not
  dispiriting. But my project will remedy this, for
  quantum sociology is all that is truly
  interdisciplinary, and employs all methods,
  especially entertaining methods, at all times in
  all ways in all simultaneity.

Literature Hypothesis

• There is no literature yet, because its a new
  field. However, this project will refute a huge
  body of basic literature both in the fields of
  quantum physics and sociology. For instance
• Acidbuster, CC 2000 Summary of the State of
  Research in the Field and Other Fields With
  Fieldcodes Attached. BS B Us Publishing,
  Radein.
• Blocksniffer, August 1998 Ergotherapy for
  Sociologists, in Journal of Sonderbares,Vol.
  234, p. 7654-9871.
• Ranzer, Bdolf 1998 Quantums, Max-Plankton-Institu
  t für angeschrammte Geräte-forschung, Köln am
  Rhein, dem heilgen Strome.
• Krottiger, Gisbert 1997 Microsociology and
  Sociology of Systems Consisting of One Individual
  Only. Two bestsellers in one paperpack, packed by
  Plasticmouser Press.
• Ehrenkranz, Engelbert 1924 My Basic Knowledge
  about Q. and how to detect them using a
  Magnet-Pile-Q-Switch-Beta-Orgelcontrolling-Gerät.
  Schrottingen Käsebeil.
• Shatterfly, Madame 1845 The German Revolution
  Will Come in 1848 and a 100 year weather
  forecast, Kreutzbaggerkränichen Karvatt Uni
  Press Verlag.

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Method

• Geräteaufbau is essential to understanding
  quantum. Welfare states also need Geräte. We do
  without Geräte at our peril.
• I will set up a special self-learning
  Geräteaufbau that will observe the interaction of
  the Geräteaufbau with the subject and the object
  of quantum sociology. The Geräteaufbau will sit
  somewhere and it will study the environment. Now
  and then, as appropriate, it will speak to
  passersby, and if they are deemed lucky, it will
  throw tomatoes at them to test their reactions.
  By this process, the Geräteaufbau will learn all
  that is necessary.
• I and my research team will visit the
  Geräteaufbau every two months to talk to it and
  investigate its latest observations and
  conclusions.

Preliminary Results
Preliminary results are for losers. All my
results are final.