Allyson

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Our Class Joke Book As Told and Illustrated
by Mrs. Nelsons Second Graders
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Allyson

• How do you make a kleenex dance?

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Allyson

• Put a little boogie in it!

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Alyssa

• Why did the skeleton go to the restaurant?

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Alyssa

• To order spare ribs!

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Amanda

• My girlfriends name should be onion.
  Why?

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• Sometimes she makes me want to cry.

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Andrew

• What do garbage men eat?

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Andrew

• Junk food.

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Anthony

• Where does a turtle go in the rain?

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Anthony

• In a shell-ter.

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Antonino

• What did the tree say to the math teacher?

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Antonino

• Gee, Im a tree!
• (geometry)

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Brandon

• What does Godzilla drive?

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• A monster truck.

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Filip

• When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?

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Filip

• In the dictionary!

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Giulia

• Where does a turtle go
• when its, raining ?

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Giulia

• A shell-ter!!

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Jacob

• How do bees get to school?

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Jacob

• On the school buzz!

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Jeffrey

• Why did the duck cross the road?

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Jeffrey

• Because the chicken was on vacation.

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Jenna

• What is smarter, a baby or a teacher?

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• A baby, its a little smarter!

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Jonathan dang

• What do you call oh oh oh?

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Jonathan

• Santa walking back words!

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Kevin
What do you call elephant that flies?
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Kevin
A jumbo jet
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Lexi

• What kind of key opens Shreks door?

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Lexi

• A donkey!!

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Marko

• Where does the Easter bunny get his
  breakfast?

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Marko

• IHOP!

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Matt

• Why did the skeleton go to the scary movie?

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Matt
He did not have any guts!
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Megan

• What kind of soup never gets hot?

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Megan

• Chilli soup!

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Paolo

• Why did the elephant
• eat the candle?

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Paolo

• For light refreshment!

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Rachel

• Where do ants go for their holidays?

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Rachel

• Frants!

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RAMSEY

• What do cops use to arrest pigs!

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RAMSEY

• Ham cuffs!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roseanna

• Why did the skeleton cross the road?

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Roseanna

• To get to the body shop!

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Sierra

• Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

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Sierra

• Just in case he gets a hole in one.

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Taylor

• What does a cow read every morning?

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Taylor

• The mo mo mo mews paper.

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Vanessa

• Knock knock
• Whos there?
• Wanda.
• Wanda who?

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Vanessa

• Wanda know where I put my car keys.

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Vince

• Why did the man throw a clock out the window?

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Vince

• To see time fly