Title: Whats Hot and Not XML Summer School 2004
1Whats Hot and NotXML Summer School 2004
- Andrew Orlowski
- The Register
- andrew.orlowski_at_theregister.co.uk
2When to time your toilet break
- 1 Some examples of very stupid things
- 2 you just dont get it!
- and why this doesnt help anyone
- 3 Prolonged stupidity may be curtailed in the
near future - 4 Our role in all this
- 5 Two characteristics of technology thinking that
arent very helpful - 6 Reasons to be cheerful?
3There is no shortage of stupid things
4Some very stupid things
5Some very stupid things
6Some very stupid things
- The 350 microprocessor
- The Mobile Internet
7Some very stupid things
- The 350 microprocessor
- The Mobile Internet
- The Microsoft Inch
8Some very stupid things
- The 350 microprocessor
- The Mobile Internet
- The Microsoft Inch
- Google is God!
9 Google is God
- "If I can operate Google, I can find anything...
Google, combined with Wi-Fi, is a little bit like
God. God is wireless, God is everywhere and God
sees and knows everything. Throughout history,
people connected to God without wires. Now, for
many questions in the world, you ask Google, and
increasingly, you can do it without wires, too." - Alan Cohen, V.P. of Airespace, a new Wi-Fi
provider - New York Times, 6/29/03
10 Google is God
- "In accepting freedom of speech, we can't hide
from its consequences - which in this case is
millions of terabytes of unreliable information,
badly designed and clumsily written. We have
failed our own creation and given birth something
truly awful. We're just too busy cooing over the
pram to notice. - (anon)
- http//www.internetisshit.org/
11Some very stupid things
- The 350 microprocessor
- The Mobile Internet
- The Microsoft Inch
- Google is God!
- Let Us Praise Sloppy Code!
12 Let us praise Sloppy Code
- "What should reassure the technophiles, and
unsettle the technophobes, is our world of lousy
code. Because it is lousy code that is bringing
the digital universe to life, rather than leaving
us stuck in some programmed, deterministic
universe devoid of life. It is that primordial
soup of archaic subroutines, ambiguous DLL's,
crashing Windows, and living fossil operating
systems that is driving the push towards the sort
of fault embracing template based addressing
that proved so successful in molecular biology,
with us and our computers as one of its
strangest results. - Let us praise sloppy instructions, as we also
praise the Lord. - - George Dyson
13Part Three You Just Dont Get It!
14You Just Dont Get It!
- Translates as
- I cant understand you!
- I dont want to understand you!
- I cant be bothered to explain
15- The giveaway that cult thinking is present in
any environment is how responses are given from
possible cult members to probable nonbelievers.
If you disagree, then you "don't get it." Werner
Erhard of EST (the über-cult of the 1970's) used
to use this phrase over and over. - Tell Erhard that something makes no sense. "You
don't get it." - Tell him that something is self-contradictory.
"You don't get it." - Tell him that something is just plain stupid.
"You don't get it." - This is the level of debate you can expect when
cult thinking is present. - But, of course, "I don't get it.
- (John C Dvorak, PC Magazine, Feb 22 2002)
16Getting It
17Do they mean us?
- "Once people are online, the net can be used to
entrench other forms of exclusion and privilege"
18- Like the American settlers, internet dwellers
create a myth that there was no politics before
they arrived. In order to establish entirely new
and egalitarian communities, American settlers
had to ignore the fact that the land was already
occupied. - To the same end, Internet settlers choose to
ignore the historical and sociological facts of
how the internet is run, who lacks access to it
and why, and the mechanisms used online to divide
people. The risk is that the politics of the net
follows America towards gated communities, each
having only an inward-looking, group-based notion
of politics, and ceases to question the macro
institutions and systems around them. - William Davies, NotCon, June 2004
19Maybe these people get it ?
TV satellite dish, Lafayette La.
20Hello, earthlings!
Spoof Wired story makes it past the sub-editors
21The destination
Technology that is not for everyone is not going
to be accepted by anyone
22We Never Had It So Good
- Cynicism now rampant
- Offshoring makes the problem go away
23If we cant fix our own mess?
- Spam
- I would suggest they just write a new protocol
from the beginning - - Suzanne Sluizer, co-author of MTP, (SMTP's
immediate predecessor) - CNET August 1 2003
- Internets Background Radiation
24How can we fix yours?
- Ideological objections
- End-to-end principle
- Freedom, Choice and Openness again
- If we cant fix our open network, then closed
networks will win - Because they work
25Does IT Matter?
- IT investment brings diminishing returns
- Competitive advantage?
- Not for long
- What do we do when were done?
26Part Four whats the real role of technology?
27Part Four whats the real role of technology?
28Part Four whats the real role of technology?
- Economic Efficiencies
- Faster obsolescence
29Part Four whats the real role of technology?
- Economic Efficiencies
- Faster obsolescence
- We dont live in a bubble
30Part Four whats the real role of technology?
- Economic Efficiencies
- Faster obsolescence
- We dont live in a bubble
- Will analytical processing save the
- IT industry?
31Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
32Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
- Because Here Be Information
33Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
- Because Here Be Information
- We Dont Offer Knowledge
34Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
- Because Here Be Information
- We Dont Offer Knowledge
- Information is NOT a special kind of stuff
35Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
- Because Here Be Information
- We Dont Offer Knowledge
- Information is NOT a special kind of stuff
- Is it raining?
36Part Five Here Be Knowledge!
- Because Here Be Information
- We Dont Offer Knowledge
- Information is NOT a special kind of stuff
- Is it raining?
- In the absence of real knowledge, is more
information better?
37Information doesnt
- Supplant religion or ideas
- Or metaphysics
- Doesnt make us wise
- Thinking produces knowledge
- Machines dont think
- Desire to make machines Magic
38More Information problems
- Veneration of the transmitters
- Bad metaphors biological wishes
- You get knowledge by thinking not by gathering
facts, or even asking questions - "Let us praise sloppy code"
39 If More Better?
- "a thousand minds all contributing small pieces
to a project trumps 20 geniuses on a payroll - - Steven Johnson
- Discover magazine, January 2004
40 If More Better?
"a thousand minds all contributing small pieces
to a project trumps 20 geniuses on a payroll -
Steven Johnson Discover magazine, January 2004
- Then monkeys wrote Linux!
41Part Six
- This isnt the best time to lose our minds
42Mind and Information
- Cybernetic Totalists
- - Jaron Lanier
- Positivist Mysticism
- - Richard Barbrook
- Empowerment through technology
- Who is empowering what, exactly?
43From Whizz For Atoms
- To looking for patterns Biology wants to
replace Physics as the grand narrative Some
very contentious claims being made. And some
very dubious philosophy, cf. Thermometers have
souls Daniel Dennett Many biologists even
evolutionary biologists object Junk science
So, man is just a very complicated machine?
44Mind your mind
- The mind itself be from the very outset not left
to take its own course, but be guided at every
step, and the business be done as if by
machinery. - Francis Bacon
45- At last the human brain, ensconced in a
computer, has been liberated from the weakness of
the mortal flesh...It is in control of its own
destiny. The machine is its body it is the
machine's mind... - It seems to me that this must be the mature form
of intelligent life in the Universe. Housed in
indestructible lattices of silicon, and no longer
constrained in the span of its years by the life
and death cycle of a biological organism, such a
kind of life could live forever - Robert Jastrow
46Checking Into the Hive
- Computer mediated communication
- The return of structuralism
- Look whos talking
- LSD and birth of the cyberculture In the trip
atomization of the ego - Not all egos survive
- but some emerge stronger than ever!
47Checking Out of the Hive
48Death by Bad Metaphor
- Metaphors are not prescriptive
- Good metaphors may make for bad prescriptions
- Bad metaphors will always make bad prescriptions
49Immediate Problems
- False hopes
- The Dean Bubble
- Problems of accountability
- GMail
- Fatal consequences
- Emergent Cheese Sandwiches
- Bad Social Policy
- Viewing society as a networked system
50I am not an IP node I am a Free Duck!
51Introducing the Bosak Machine
A distributed and asynchronous yet legally
binding process makes possible - Global
decision-making - Local decision-making -
Every layer of governance in between If it
works, this could be a viable way to solve the
big problems facing us
Jon Bosak, 2000
52Whats wrong with this?
- The first reaction I had from someone was a very
smart person that I work with at SUN. He could
not decide if this was insanely great or greatly
insane. I dont know either and it is going to
take some groups to figure that out
Jon Bosak, 2000
53Whats wrong with this?
- The first reaction I had from someone was a very
smart person that I work with at SUN. He could
not decide if this was insanely great or greatly
insane. I dont know either and it is going to
take some groups to figure that out - Everything taken care of except consensus.
- Thats the tricky part
546. Reasons to be cheerful
- Karaoke machine and Mobile Phone show it can be
done
556. Reasons to be cheerful
- Karaoke machine and Mobile Phone show it can be
done - People resistant to Junk Science
566. Reasons to be cheerful
- Karaoke machine and Mobile Phone show it can be
done - People resistant to Junk Science
- We dont have a choice
576. Reasons to be cheerful
- Karaoke machine and Mobile Phone show it can be
done - People resistant to Junk Science
- We dont have a choice
- But everyone must be on board
58What next?
- Write to me!
- Download this presentation
- http//www.badpress.net/talks/
- Much more interesting stuff in the book