Daytona: Night Out 81903

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Daytona Night Out 8/19/03
Second night out in Daytona was just as crazy as
the first. After a relaxing dinner at a fine
Italian restaurant the group decided to head out
for some drinks. Unfortunately, the only place
open was the Ocean Deck. It was a small bar open
to the beach with a live band. We headed out to
the deck to take it all in.
The band played some good tunes but even more
entertaining was watching the drummer cover the
drums with a tarp. Apparently, this keeps the
drums preserved and sounding crisp on contact.
Kind of like the bat snuggly Robert uses on his
Miken Ultra II. No wonder Schwaab thinks Robert
is number one and isnt afraid to show him.
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In an effort to keep up with Schwaab in the
drinking contest Leslie took on three at a time.
When she failed to win she showed Schwaab what
she thought of him and where he could stick it.
Jamie found the long, lost friend he never met
before. He talked to this guy for at least 2
hours straight for no reason whatsoever. Didnt
even get his number by nights end.
Robert contemplated the age old question of
smoke or drink?. By the end of the night he
did both.
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More beer, please!!!
I want him!!!
He smells like piss!!!
Nice ass.
Good story here The guy in the maroon shirt was
so drunk he fell down many times while trying to
go after his wife who left him a few minutes
earlier. After peeing on the wall he fell down
enough times that he eventually decided to sit
until the world stopped moving underneath him. As
always drunks attract strangers that like to take
photos with them. These are some of those people.
We like to drink. Goldschlager is our friend.
Yuck. What the fuck was that? I think I have
hair on my chest now.
No, Crystal didnt pee on the floor. She dumped
her shot as always.
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Robert caught playing Hands on the Whore.
After leaving the drunk guy behind this troll
decided to talk up Robert. She offered him two
bangs for two bucks. He seemed interested until
he saw Kendra appear out of the corner of his
eye. Luckily, it was just her stunt double.
After the momentary scare Robert went down to the
water to contemplate the rest of his life.
After some words of wisdom Robert rejoined the
group.
Dont do it Robert!!! Theres so much to live
for.
Get your ass back to the bar before I decide to
kick it!!!
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With Robert back in the mix the girls decided to
spend their last 23 and get some more drinks.
Nothing like babes with beers and no boys in
sight.
As the night concluded Jamies buddy picked up on
the troll girl and decided to give her a ride,
both home and at her place. His dick
disintegrated a few minutes later.
In the ugliest moment of the night Crystal
lectured her mom on the Dos and Donts of when
to discuss her sexual experiences. Apparently it
is not good to discuss your woodland adventures
in front of your daughters husband and her
friends.
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Upon returning to the condo everyone went to do
their favorite thing.
The Millers went to walk on the beach.
Jamie rehydrated while Robert donuted.
Brooke gave the bed another test drive.
With questions still swirling about what happened
between Jamie and Devina during their moonlight
walk the first night, Crystal decided to get
revenge by bedding Devina, as well. Again, no
one spoke of what transpired but they sure do
look happy together.
Chez Schwaab Productions 2003