Di

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Di
gression
, Oh my God like totally,
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Lets highlight the digression in blue.
Ms. Hammond
, who gave Megan and I this
assignment just because she wanted more time
alone with the cast of West Wing and her box of
Dewys,


switched from contacts to glasses.

Remove the digression,
Getting the picture.
And it becomes.
Ms. Hammond switched from glasses to contacts.
Or for those visual among us
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Hello?
Hey! Its me. Listen, I cant talk long.
Thats okay. Oh! I have to tell you about Zach.
Zach, you know the guy in my chem class with the
brown hair and the eyes, talked to me yesterday.
Find the digression. Answers on next slide.
No way. Whatd he say?
Wow. Thats crazy. Whats the English, English
as in F band, homework?
Get this he said, you wont believe it, Hi.
Thanks gotta go. Bye.
Read chapter 8.
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Digression in bold (Im sorry this page is really
boring, but its 1159 p. m.)
Hello?
Hey! Its me. Listen, I cant talk long.
Thats okay. Oh! I have to tell you about Zach.
Zach, you know the guy in my chem class with
the brown hair and the eyes, talked to me
yesterday.
No way! Whatd he say?
Get this he said, you wont believe it, Hi. !
Whatd he say?
Wow. Thats crazy. Whats the English, English
as in F band, homework?
Read Chapter 8.
Thanks. Gotta go. Bye.
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This, by his voice, should be a Montague Fetch
me my rapier, boy. What, dares the
slave Come hither covered with an antic face To
fleer and scorn at our solemnity? Now, by the
stock and honor of my kin, To strike him dead I
hold it not a sin.
And now for the whole enchilada a Shakespearian
example.
Sorry, just thought that was funny
Plain English Translation This should be a
Montague Fetch me my rapier, boy. What,
dares the slave to Come hither covered with an
antic face To fleer and scorn at our
solemnity? Now I hold it not a sin to strike him
dead