New Age Potential Questionnaire

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New Age Potential Questionnaire

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• The New Age is a very loose mixture of ancient
  mythologies, modern science and Eastern religions
  that defies precise definition.
• The New Age is dedicated to increasing personal
  and planetary awareness, that is essential for
  avoiding life-flunking and unwanted incarnations.
• On the right you will find a sample of a typical
  New Age prayer.

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• The following questionnaire has been designed
  specifically to provide a fair evaluation of your
  intrinsic New Age knowledge as well as to give
  you a pretty good idea of your New Age potential
  and chances of getting life right the first time
  around.
• Answer the following questions as best you can
  without consulting Jean Dixon, Dear Abby, or
  anyone who has been dead for over 5,000 years.

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• 1. You think of life as...
• a) a grind
• b) a magazine
• c) a learning experience

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• 2. You think of death as...
• a) painful
• b) final
• c) a new beginning

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• 3. You believe that chakras are...
• a) candy bars
• b) a spicy Pakistani curry dish
• c) important for body and soul togetherness

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• 4. You think a high colonic is...
• a) the Eiffel Tower
• b) a tall spiritual leader
• c) inspirational irrigation and a good time

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• 5. You think ESP is...
• a) something women have before their periods
• b) a high-performance motor oil
• c) a natural potentiality

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• 6. You believe that Lazarus is...
• a) someone raised from the dead by Jesus
• b) a 100 pure bioactive vegetable mouthwash
• c) a channeled entity who talks funny

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• 7. You think the right brain is...
• a) correct
• b) creative
• c) not in YOUR head

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• 8. You think the left brain is...
• a) logical
• b) liberal
• c) not always right

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• 9. You think yin and yang...
• a) can't mate in captivity
• b) are Chinese traffic signals
• c) are made for each other

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• 10. You think the astral plane is...
• a) faster than the Concorde
• b) an outer-space woodworking tool
• c) a soul-service rest area

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• 11. You feel that cigarettes are...
• a) a nasty habit
• b) carcinogenic
• c) okay if sansemilla

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• 12. You thank people for sharing...
• a) their seats
• b) beach houses
• c) detailed descriptions of intimate bodily
  functions

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• 13. You think an out-of-body experience is...
• a) having a baby
• b) faking an orgasm
• c) better than the Bahamas

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• 14. You think a mantra is...
• a) a giant insect
• b) a Korean car
• c) a sacred chant

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• 15. You would be most upset if you were...
• a) out of money
• b) out of luck
• c) out of herbal tea

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• 16. You believe that essential oils are...
• a) ingredients in shampoo
• b) low in cholesterol
• c) physically uplifting

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• 17. You think channeling is...
• a) switching TV stations
• b) swimming
• from France to England
• c) a rewarding
• dead entity job

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• 18. You think Machu Picchu is...
• a) a famous French mime
• b) a spicy Pakistani rice dish
• c) a Peruvian global power plant

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How did you score

• If you answered c) to all or most of the
  questions Your New Age potential is undeniable.
  You're not only ready to learn how to avoid
  reincarnation, you're willing and able to die
  right now.
• If you didn't answer c) to all or most of the
  questions Your New Age potential is a cosmic
  joke. Don't worry about reincarnating -- nobody
  even knows you're alive!

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• We hope you have enjoyed this presentation.
  Should you desire additional information on this
  subject we suggest you consider ordering our
  course
• CT-103 A New Consciousness for a New Age
• EP-111 Introduction to the Aquarian Age
• EP-112 A Metaphysical View of the Aquarian Age
• You can find a complete listing of our courses on
  our website at http//www.cms.edu/descrip.html
• The College of Metaphysical Studies (CMS),
  located in Clearwater, Florida, has been a leader
  in metaphysical and spiritual education since
  1986. CMS was formed after extensive evaluation
  of the educational needs of the Metaphysical, New
  Age, New Thought, Neo-Pagan and modern spiritual
  communities.
• We are authorized by the Commission for
  Independent Education, Independent Colleges and
  Universities, Florida Department of Education to
  operate as a private, non-secular college and to
  issue Associate, Bachelor, Master and Doctorate
  Degrees in metaphysics, religion, spiritual
  awareness, spiritual and holistic healing,
  esoteric studies, parapsychology, and the entire
  allied metaphysical field. CMS trains and
  certifies ministers, spiritual and holistic
  healers, teachers, pastoral counselors, mediums,
  intuitive practitioners, past-life regression
  facilitators and administrators. Certification is
  by the New Awareness Ministries, International
  (NAMI).
• (See the next slide for contact information)

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  Clearwater, Florida 33764
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