The 2003 FA Cup The Nations View

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The 2003 FA CupThe Nations View
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The Build Up
BBC interview a local Southampton woman to get
her view on the Final.. . unfortunately she
was unaware they had a football club let alone
that they had made it to the final.
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The Build Up
Even Jackass were in FA Cup mood. Their latest
stunt was to see how many Southampton fans would
turn up wearing Portsmouth coloursthe Weeman was
blown away when ALL the Scummers turned up in
Blue and Yellowthe mugs!
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The Build Up
The St.Marys Branch of the Supporters Club get
the party started down by the ground!
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The Build Up
As everyone had suspected this was the closest
Southampton ever got to the Cup
Get real you knob, its our Cup!
I wonder if well win the cup this year?
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A Word of Support From their Famous Followers
Craig David wished them well.while Rollie from
Grange Hill just wanted to know where the burger
van was.
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The traditional team photo before the game
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We will win the FA Cup, the infidel will burn in
their track suits, the streets of Cardiff will
run with their blood Comical Beattie on the eve
of the Final 16th March 2003
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The Game
The game couldnt have got off to a better
start.with Claus Ludicrousname showing some real
skillunfortunately they werent playing rugby
at Cardiff that day.
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The Game
Keown should have spotted the signs when Beattie
asked for his phone number in the
tunnel! Beattie shows his intensions early on.
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The Game
..And is rightly book. Theres no need for
gay love on the football field!
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The Game
Goooooooooaaaal!!!!! The whole country goes
wild. After toying with their counterparts for
most of the first half Arsenal Reserves get a
deserved goal! Svensson and Baird Celebrate by
dancing with each other
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The Game
Beattie is up to is tricks again! Keown is
having none of it and shows him his wedding
ringBeattie was hoping for a different kind of
ring!
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The Game
Beatties shenanigans start to rub off on the
other players
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Seaman taunts the Saints fansyoull never get
your mits on this you losers!
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The Game
Some tough questions were now being asked
Why didnt I apply for the Leeds Job?
Do I really have feelings for Beattie? I might
finish it tonight.
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Boo Hoo, Boo Hoo Face it your were crap!
Thanks for the laugh though!
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Not all the scummers went home empty
handed.though they may of wished they had come
morning
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The Real Cup Heroes
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This is what having a Trophy is all
about.. ..Oh well at least Pompey got one
this season.
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Just in case you were wondering what it might
have been like .Think Red and less talent.
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This is what Southampton Common might have
looked like (but with less people)
..its irrelevant really as you didnt win!
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We have won the FA Cup, and I have proved to the
Nation that I am a Quality striker More
rantings from Comical Beattie 18th March 2003