Title: 2003 AFL BROWNLOW MEDAL
12003 AFL BROWNLOW MEDAL
Bizzos and Blokes Heaters Brownlow Medal
Commentary
2I think Akkers has done as well as he couldve
with this one.
3Barker and partner without a doubt a
golddigger.
4Black from Brisbane not a lot needs to be said
here impressive package.
5Dean Laidley appears to have followed in the
footsteps of Mark Waugh and taken the ugliest
bird on earth - unless that's his mum. Is that
Tracy Bartram??
6Don't they have peroxide in Western Australia??
7Bulger and Nixon... ah Livinia, if only your
chest was made of Silicon - they look like a
couple of mosquito bites.
8David Neitz and (as per Crown Casino's
instructions) his designated driver.
9What does she charge per hour Brendan?
10Lost - 1 Mardis Gras float.
11Mental note I need a haircut and my missus needs
a push up bra.
12Hazleby and bizzo - yeah, nice chassis on this
one - a stint on Foxtel's "Living with
Footballers" will do her a world of good.
13C'MMMMOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN
14I know he's married with kids and can spend a
little less on personal maintenance but
Christ, it looks like Hirdy just ran with the
bulls in Pamplona
15Keating and bizzo - both in desparate need of an
Oprah makeover...
16Leah hudson tries out for Abba
17Justin Leppitsch - proof that blokes with red
pubes can rise above the rest.
18Lloydy and wifey... good to see she's giving the
bridesmaid dress a second run.
19Scott Lucas and wife - god she looks like Anne
Fullwood... way too many teeth in that mouth.
20Scott Mitchell and Partner - hands down the
hottest chick in attendance as far as I'm
concerned. I hear later on she awarded him a
Norwich RISING Star Award of a different kind...
21Collingwood (??) footballer Nathan Brown - return
that tie to my uncle when you're done with it.
22No idea who this guy is - but nice of him to take
his ugly sister - I hear she once dated Gotchy -
they met at Doncaster Shoppingtown Over 28's
23Russell Robertson - ah ah ah ah staying alive,
staying alive....
24Scarlett and jail bait bet she cant wait for
puberty!
25Mr and Mrs Silvagni - a couple of kids under her
belt and still tough to beat
26Barry Hall - proof that women fall in love with
footballers because of their intelligence
27Chris Tarrant and partner - I'm tipping this tidy
bizzo has never attended a gathering of the
MENSA society.
28A second run for Miss Tarrant - no complaints
from me.
29Two nuff nuffs from that hetero/homo Choc-a-Block
renovation show on Channel 9.
30Voss and wife. Red pubes are a common theme
throughout Brisbane - anyone seen Akermanis with
his pants off??
31For a bloke in desparate need of a personality
transplant, well done Gavin.
32Yes Shane, the implants you paid for look
fantastic.
33Nathan Buckley and his wife - imagine hanging the
Brownlow around her neck you'd never find it
again.
34Three votes Sandra Sully - head of Channel Ten
wardrobe please take notice! Note to Sandra
Best if you cut back on the Baccardi Breezers in
the limo next year
35I hereby find the defendant... not guilty
36Eddie Mind if you take your wedding ring off
Bucks? If I'm going to smoke your bat, at least
let me pretend we're both single. Nathan
Sure, how did Carla react when you told her
she's sleeping on the couch tonite??