LANDFILL SONG

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LANDFILL SONG

• A Sing-Along!
• (This Means YOU.)

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• When you are bored at your desk in the office
• You can always go to the

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• LANDFILL!

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• Just put on a hard hat.
• What a dapper chapeau!
• Youll be stylin at the old

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• LANDFILL!

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• Just listen to the beeping of the possum bellys
  ditty.

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• Linger round the old cells, where the methane
  flares are pretty. How can you lose?

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• The seagulls are swarming there.

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• They make old Hitchcock look wussy,
• When they poop in your hair at the

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• LANDFILL! Thingsll be great at the

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• LANDFILL! No finer place, for sure

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• LANDFILL! All that trash is just waiting for
  you-ou.

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• You get out of your Prius, take a whiff of that
  putrid yet delightful scent at the

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• LANDFILL!

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• You think to yourself that your friends would all
  wonder where your marbles went--of course!

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• LANDFILLED!

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• Youve got your steel-toed shoes on just in case
  you step on gla-ass.

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• That orange vest youre wearing makes you look
  like a real a-ass.

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• Neon clothes!

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• The seagulls are swarming there.

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• They make old Hitchcock look wussy,
• When they poop in your hair at the

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• LANDFILL! Thingsll be great at the

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• LANDFILL! No finer place, for sure

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• LANDFILL! All that trash is just waiting for
  you-ou.

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7th Generation!

• One day the children of our grandchildrens
  grandchildren will wonder why we

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• LANDFILLED!

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• Their waste will be ZERO even though they lead
  pros-per-ous and happy lives without

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• LANDFILLS!

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• Theyll laugh at us and how we learned that
  nothing decomposes. That hot dogs, buns and
  lettuce leaves are there when the dump closes.

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• STILL INTACT!!

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• The seagulls are swarming there.

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• They make old Hitchcock look wussy,
• When they poop in your hair at the

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• LANDFILL! Thingsll be great at the

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• LANDFILL! No finer place, for sure

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• LANDFILL! All that trash is just waiting for
  you-ou.

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• Landfill, Landfill, Landfill, oooooooh.