2001 Seasons GreetingsInvitation to Jazz Fest 19941997 invites revisited

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2001Seasons Greetings/ Invitation to Jazz Fest-
(1994-1997 invites revisited)
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Yo Ho Ho

• Last years fun endurance test surpassed all
  expectations!
• 2001 NO LA Jazz Fest dates (1st weekend) are
  April 27 through 5/4.
• If we go, well probably stay through 4/30 but
  the place is available through 5/4 (stay as long
  as youd like).

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book early

• Flights to Jazz Fest fill up fast and the prices
  tend to increase.
• last year some people said yes and then didnt
  come, please check with us before considering
  your place reserved.

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Happy New Year

• please let us know (RSVP) as soon as you can so
  we dont overbook too much
• Red Beans and Ricely yours, Carl
  , Laura, Xander and Maxim 201-816-7886 H

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Is this the continuation of the
Tropamura World Wedding Tour?
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Top 10 reasons why I cant go to Jazz Fest this
year

• 1) Chas may be staying with us
• 2) I already used up my allotment of fun for the
  year
• 3) Im still full from last year
• 4) If another rain storm hits, I may get stuck in
  Houston

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Top 10 reasons

• 5) Jazz what?
• 6) my kid(s) insist on going too
• 7) Im just going to buy the album
• 8) and share a bathroom with who?
• 9) definitely, one of these years
• 10) (the food is) too spicy

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Match these excuses with the people who gave them
for 1996 Fest non- attendance

• Marty Robin
• Tim Kim
• Erica Dave
• Paul Claudine
• Susan Andy
• Ted Susan
• Jim Stacey
• Jimbo Laurie
• Paul Bonnie

• having a baby
• getting married
• tradeshow convent.
• final exams
• dental bus. seminar
• absorbing Sheraton
• kid impaired
• laundry
• hate music

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can you provide the questions to these (1995)
answers?

• 1) Commanders Palace
• 2) Sweet Potato Pie
• 3) Lose Chas
• 4) not all day and all night
• 5) If youre going to do one thing, do it well

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win valuable prizes

• 6) to save the guy who looked like he was going
  to have a heart attack
• 7) in the parking lot
• 8) eight inches
• 9) Cafe Du Monde

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Questions to (1995) Answers

• 1) where did zombified Fest goers go to
  hydronate, tell lies and regroup on Sunday night
  (1995)?
• 2) What delicacy is located next to the Jazz tent
  is only avail. at Jazz Fest?
• 3) What should be done with this jerk? 4) How
  long can Dave Barrett pound
  beers?

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Questions to (1995) Answers

• 5) What did Jimbo say before polishing off
  everyones desert at Commander's Palace?
• 6) Why did Carl grab the ceremonial umbrella and
  lead the parade during the Flying Neutrinos show?
• 7) Where did Bruce Bensons date spend Sunday
  eve. while we gorged?

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Questions to (1995) Answers

• 8) How much rain fell Monday night during
  Charmain Neville unplugged?
• 9) Where did Laura receive her happy
  birthday song?
• Hint to bonus question He will soon be routing
  for the Celtics (or whoever is in first place)

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bonus question (1995)

• Priority Guest means you get a bed before which
  spineless Jellyfish?

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If you can answer these questions, you are a
priority guest (1994)

• Who coined the phrase/concept of Bedroom
  Bogart?
• Who proved that Federal Express delivers to Jazz
  Fest?
• How does one save money during Jazz Fest?

• Why is BB Kupperman singing the blues?
• What is Seafood Monica?

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Answers to 1994 quiz

• Martha Blaine
• Matt Butin
• Buy things on sale-(per Laurie Kiernicki)
• His wife and baby stayed home during Jazz Fest.
• youll have to check with Jimbo on this

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bonus essay question (1996)

• Whats up with this?- I think I liked it better
  with the dead woman living next door (1996
  award winner for best line)