HOLDEN IMITATION WRITING

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• HOLDEN IMITATION WRITING
• As the cliché goes, Imitation is the sincerest
  form of flattery.
• Write a journal entry about a part of your
  lifeeither a major event or a daily routine like
  going to school, work, practice, etc.in the
  style of Holden Caulfield.
• Use his expressions (note only those swears
  that Holden uses, not finds on walls), tone,
  style, and attitude toward the happenings and
  people of your own life.
• Be creative and unique!! No two papers will be
  the same!!
• Start writin, ya morons!! This is a mandatory
  journal entry!!

So were in this American Lit class and its
hard as hell sometimes. Old Ms. Ryan/Schumelfeder
doesnt give us a lot of chances for easy points,
but if she did, Id do it. I swear to God I
would. Im not going to write some phony essay
about my feelings, though. Well, I suppose I have
nothing better to doI cant go outside when its
raining like a bastard out.