Title: Just in case you
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2Just in case youve forgotten that rain is wet
3Two totally different directions..
4Lets hope this shcool isnt their alma mater!
5Please dont shoot at the slow children
6Whod have guessed? Banana slugs have their own
crosswalk!
7Youll wish you were only seeing double!
8McDonalds- a study in worker satisfaction!
9Theres Nothing like a good fore-warning
10Gives a whole new meaning to the term rolling
stop!
11Tragically, Mr. And Mrs. Kaput went.. well
kaput..
12Jesus Saves!
13and please teach our grown-ups how to spell!
14Not that right, your other right!
15Please do not feed the alligators!
16Somebody left the hose on..
17Three square meals and lots of company..
18Carrier not included
19Location is everything..
20The day before Arkansas found a new selling
point..
21The locals arent very well liked in this area
22squelching their personalities isnt a concern
23Take a left on a street downtown, then a right on
another lane..
24Free terrorist parking..
25Playing favorites, are we?
26Forget about its effect on humans
27Sssssh! Dont tell anyone about the top-secret
bunker!
28And The manager is not drunk because he is still
drinking
29Just like mama used to make it
30Violators will be towed at owners expense..
31Guaranteed or your money back!
32We shoot to please
33Now, on to the reason for the sign
(also, the bridge is out ahead)
34We will not be deterred by fake emergencies!
35Prepare for a wild ride!
36special- it doesnt cost a thing!
37Hanging your car from this fence is strictly
prohibited.
38In case of an attack or catastrophe- good luck.
39..Please walk between the white stripes.
40Public indecency strictly prohibited.
41Once theyre on the freeway, youre good.
42Were shaking in our combat boots.
43Gotta go? Too bad!
44Thanks for the reminder!
45Gorkian for Please pause and continue..
46And You are not hallucinating
47Transplant, anyone?
48Give a gift hes sure to remember!
49Just to be abundantly clear..
50This is your last warning!