Sonnet 130

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Sonnet 130

• William Shakespeare

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My mistress eye are NOTHING like the sun
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My mistress eye are NOTHING like the sun
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Coral is FAR MORE RED THAN her lips red
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Coral is FAR MORE RED THAN her lips red
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If
snow
be
white,
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Ewww! That is WAY too much sun
whey then her breasts are DUN
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If hairs be wires,
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black wires grow on her head.
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da masks in red and white
I have seen roses damaskd, red, and white,
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But no such roses see I in her cheeks
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And in some perfumes
is there more delight
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Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
If you dont mind me saying . . . You definitely
need a Tic Tac or something, cause yo breath
STINKS!
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I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
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That music has a far more pleasing sound
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I grant I never saw a goddess go
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My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground.
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And yet by heaven,
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I think my love as rare
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As any she belied with false compare.
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Sonnet 130
William Shakespeare