The Unknown Story

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The Unknown Story
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Attention, Attention.
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There is a lost fat green Buddha on the run.
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He left the Southside jail this morning at 835
a.m. exact.
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A broadcaster from Fox News interrupted my
favorite commercial that had a whimmy diddle man
that grinds on his smoke.
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I ran upstairs to get my coat and keys
to get in my pink Cadillac.
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I was stopped by my little brother dancing along
to Shake Ya Tailfather, with his cutout
cardboard of Michael Jordan
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We were heading southwest near the desert.
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I surprisely saw the fat Buddha, Bill Clinton,
and Bobo the Clown all together on the Union
Pacific Railroad
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We headed back home listening to 96 fm. Though
we had to stop and get something from Jack In The
Box.
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Jack gave Bill a free red cabbage cake. Where
he ate in the car, mumbling and crumbling into
it.
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TWO WEEKS LATER
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THE END!