Bush, Kerry or Maxine

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Bush, Kerry or Maxine?
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• For those of you who would like another choice
  for President, I have the best solution. (And I
  do know that some are not pleased with either one
  of the choices, maybe I have a solution for you.)
• It is probably time we have a woman as President.
  I do have a gal in mind that has all the answers
  to all our problems. Give it a little thought
  when you have a moment....

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• Maxine For President!
• That Grand Old Girl!
• Her Philosophy...

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• Maxine on "Driver Safety" - "I can't use the cell
  phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free
  for making gestures."

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• Maxine on "Life" - "Life is like an oven. It
  burns my buns."

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• Maxine on "Housework" - "I do my housework in the
  nude. It gives me an incentive to clean the
  mirrors as quickly as possible."

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• Maxine on "Lawn Care" - "The key to a
  nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend
  one who is muscular and shirtless."

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• Maxine on "The Perfect Man" - "All I'm looking
  for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want,
  for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait
  nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready
  when needed."

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• Maxine on "Work" - "My performance at work has
  really improved over the years. Now I can nail a
  coworker with a paper-clip shot from a rubber
  band at 20 yards."

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• Maxine on "The Technology Revolution" - "My idea
  of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt
  twice."

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• Maxine on "Aging" - "Take every birthday with a
  grain of salt. This works much better if the salt
  accompanies a large margarita.

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Now you must agree...she makes more sense than
most men or women you know!
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