Austin Powers Chat up lines from Gold Member

1
Austin Powers Chat up lines from Gold Member

• I wish you were a door so I could bang you all
  day long.
• (lick finger and wipe on shirt ) Lets get you
  out of those wet clothes.
• Nice legs . When do they open?
• You know, if I were you , Id have sex with me.

2
Austin Powers Chat up linesfrom Gold Member

• Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the
  money?
• Im fighting the urge to make you the happiest
  women on earth tonight.
• Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap
  on my bedroom floor.
• (Look down at your crotch) Well, its not going
  to suck its self.

3
Austin Powers Chat up linesfrom Gold Member

• You might not be the best looking girl here, but
  beauty is only a light switch away.
• Id walk a million miles for one of your smiles
  and even farther for that thing you do with your
  tongue.
• Im a bird watcher and Im looking for a Big
  Breasted Bed thrasher, have you seen one.

4
Austin Powers chat up linesfrom Gold Member

• You, Me, Whipped cream and handcuffs. Any
  questions?
• Youve got 206 bones in your body want any more.
• Wanna play Army? Ill lie down and you can blow
  the hell outta me.
• You must be a limp Doctor because Ive got a
  stiffy.

5
Austin Powers chat up linesfrom Gold Member

• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but
  Im the only one looking at you.
• Id really like to see how you look when Im
  naked.
• Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw
  you checking my package.

6
Austin Powers chat up lines from Gold Member

• My name is( ) remember that,
• youll be screaming it later.
• Do you believe in love at first
• sight or should I walk by again.
• Hi, the voices in my head told
• me to come over and talk to you.
• Do you sleep on your stomach?
• Can I?

7
Austin powers chat up lines from Gold Member

• I know milk does a body good, but DAMW, how much
  have you been drinking?
• Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can
  see my pants in them.
• If its true that we are what we eat I could be
  you by morning

8
(No Transcript)