The Story of Jeff Humblefin

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The Story of Jeff Humblefin

• A Story by
• Badger Mushroom

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Jeff Humblefin was a proud mudskipper. Some say
the proudest in Scarborough. His family had lived
there for generations, and they owned the most
chic mudflats on the northern beach.
A wife, a small child (Jeff Junior), all was
well.
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His only pain in life was Escobar Constantinople,
the millionaire crayfish that dominated the
southern banks.
It was a Tuesday when word spread to the northern
flats that Constantinople had been kidnapped
and Jeff was the main culprit!
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He had been out all night scouring the banks for
unwanted wombats, and had no witnesses.
Before he could say Rambling Remonauts, Jeff
was dragged to the cells (which lay in the
desolate
sand dunes of the deep south) to await his fate
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After days of speculation, it was Jeffs young
son that saved him. He had photographic evidence
of FFS taking Escobar Constantinople home for her
tea, greedy bitch
HURRAY! All was well again!
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