How To Be Odd

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How To Be Odd

• a guide written for you by a true expert

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INTRODUCTION

• You know you want to be odd. And I am an expert
  at being odd. Sowhy dont I give you a little
  lesson some sort of guide, even showing you
  just how to prefect your oddness. Youll notice
  the difference, your friends will notice the
  difference, and sooner or later, youll be a
  regular old oddball, just like you wanted.

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Tip 1 The Talk

• Once dedicated to a life of odd, one can no
  longer speak the way others do. One must broaden
  their vocabulary. The word you becomes yooo, and
  similar transitions. You leave out certain words
  when speaking in sentences. The result We no
  talk dat way in my country, but I no know about
  in yooo country. Notice the difference? Your
  friends will

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Tip 2 The Walk

• Yes, oddness effects even the way you walk. Once
  you are odd, you do not walk standing straight
  up. You sort of hunch your back, cross your feet,
  and do a sort of jig. If you do not wish to walk
  this way, you may also do some sort of dance or
  skip, so long as you do not walk in the usual
  fashion. Believe me, the walk definitely ties
  your oddness together.

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Tip 3 The Look

• Forget everything you ever knew about buying
  clothes. Forget which colors match perfectly and
  which combinations are just simply hideous.
  Forget your favorite stores and brands, forget
  your way of life, just forget. And now, my
  friend, proceed to the nearest clothing facility,
  and purchase the first thirteen items you see.
  Wear them all.

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• And the number one way to be odd.
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Have you Leaned?

• So have you learned to be odd, by changing your
  walk, talk, look, and RANDOMNESS lshfalwehrlw? I
  hope so. Go show the world! Be proud, my friend.
  BE PROUD!