Title: News Report 7
1News Report 7
Death By Clown
2Hes filming his new movie Lord Of The Onion
Rings!
Welcome to the news at 6!
This week featuring no paedophile bird!
3And hes clearly insane....
Mr Giggles!!!
Heres his stand-in though...
I WILL EAT YOUR CHILDREN!!!
4Heres a movie thing...
Why dont you tell them whats on the show Gig?
Brains....
5Did you vote yes or no to shooting Paul?
And are the Irish truly the most annoying race
ever!?!
6Speaking of which, let's go to McDonalds!
AAAARRRGGGHHH!!!
Oh Its only you Gig... I thought it was a mad
clown who likes to kill people.....
BOO!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! MR GIGGLES!!!
EATING BABIES SINCE 1989!!!
Now then... Hey! Wheres Hannibal Lec-clown?
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8And my friend will have a Big Mac with extra
brain please!
Hmmm... Why not!
Take a seat and well bring it over!!! Slowly....
Id like a cow burger with extra tail, and Mr
Gigs?
Of course sir... Would you like spit in your
drinks?
Brains!!!
9FOODS READY!!!
Nah, heard it....
Know any good jokes?
I ATE YOUR HAMSTER!!!
10Heres Your Meal Gentlemen!!!
115 Minutes Later!
12Lets leave before that kid wants a bag for the
rest of his meal........
13Pretty much, yeah....
No, no, no... I just wanted to say I hope you
come back soon!!!
HI THERE KIDS!!!
Goodbye!
Why? So can fatten us up, kidnap us and put us in
the fries!?!
OH DAMN! THE COPS!
14Back At The Studio
15What the heck... Ok...
Yep?
FOLLOW ME!!!!!
Well, thats all for another News Report!
CHARLIE!!!
16CENSORED
17Ow....
18The End