Thoms Surprise 30th Birthday Party

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Thoms Surprise 30th Birthday Party Where
Stranger Manger When 3/2/02 _at_ 5pm or 7 pm John
time Why Cause Thom is getting old quick
Heres the man of the hour in all his glory.
Nice nipple Thom!!
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Heres Thom posing with Jamie and Schwaab.
Thoms breasts are so nice the boys couldnt
keep their hands off. Wheres John????
There he is right on time -- 715pm. Now its
time to party.
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Everyone had their own idea of how to have a good
time. Here Schwaab chugs some gas while John
lights a fatty, cause hes a pimp daddy.
As always, when were all together, Crystal does
homework. Jamie decided to check the oil in
Michelles car since Thom wont be around again
this week.
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After finishing her homework Crystal tries
to catch up with the others by drinking three
bottles of wine at once.
In a fit of sexual frustration John goes after
the first female he sees. Unfortunately, it was
Abbey.
Meanwhile Schwaab takes a much needed piss while
Jamie cuts the cake. Looks like Schwaab missed
the bottle and got some on Jamies shirt.
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After molesting the dog John relaxes with a hair
brushing. Plastic kitchen utensils sure make my
hair feel alive. he said. The crowd could
barely contain themselves.
However, by this point Thom became highly upset
with his friends cause they were being dicks.
They cut my cake, pissed in my kitchen and even
got Abbeys breast milk in the cookies. Ive had
enough of this shit!
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Seeing that Thom and Michelle were upset by their
friends actions Crystal takes matters into her
own hands and kills them. Jamie was spared, but
forced to wear a party favor the rest of the
night. Unfortunately, Crystal didnt hide the
bodies too well and will be serving 25 to life.
Hats off to Michelle for making this all
possible. There will be a party at their house
every weekend until the beer runs out. By my
calculations that might be mid-June.
Chez Schwaab Productions 2002