Each Country Gets The President It Deserves

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A plane is about to crash. There are 5
passengers on board, but there are only 4
parachutes.
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The first passenger says "I am Ronaldo, the
best football player in the world. The football
world needs me, and I cannot die on my fans." He
grabs the first parachute and jumps out of the
plane.
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 The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, says
I am the wife of the former president of the
United States I am the senator of New York and I
have a good chance of being president of the
United States in the future. She grabs a
parachute and jumps off the plane. 
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The third passenger, George W. Bush, says I
am the president of the United States of America.
I have huge responsibilities in the world.
Besides, I am the smartest president in the
history of my country and cant shun the
responsibility to my people by dying. He grabs
a pack and jumps off the plane.
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  The fourth passenger, the Pope, says to the
fifth passenger, a young school boy "I am old.
I have lived my life as a good person as a priest
should and so I shall leave the last parachute to
you you have the rest of your life ahead of
you."  
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To this the little boy says Dont fret old
man.. There is a parachute for each of us! The
smartest president of America took my
schoolbag... ."  
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The moral of this story. Each country gets the
president it deserves.
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