Fun things to do in an elevator

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Fun things to do in an elevator

• When theres only one person, tap them on the
  shoulder , then act like it wasnt you.
• Pretend that the floor button gives you a shock.
  Smile, then go back for more.
• Ask if you can push the button for other people,
  but push the wrong ones.
• Call a bondage 900 hotline from a cell phone
• Hold the doors open and say you are waiting for
  your friend. After a while let the doors close
  and say Hi Greg. How's your day been?
• Bounce a superball around the elevator
• Drop a pen and when someone reaches to help pick
  it up yell THATS MINE!
• Move your desk into the elevator and when someone
  gets on, ask from behind your desk, Do you have
  an appointment?
• When the doors close, take out some duct tape and
  furiously work to tape the doors together. Ask
  for help.
• Lay down a twister mat and ask people if they
  want to play.
• Leave your 12 foot long python in the elevator.
• Ask Did you feel that? I felt a rumble.
• Stand alone, when the doors open tell anyone
  trying to get in that the elevator is full and
  they should wait for the next one.
• Swat at flies that dont exist.
• Shoot rubber bands at everyone.
• When the doors open, pretend that you bounce off
  a force field when you try to leave.