Science Jokes

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Science Jokes

• Mr. Conner
• Blackman High School

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Jokes 1
1. What has holes, but still holds water?
sponge
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Joke 2
What the difference between a friendly dog and a
marine biologist?
Ones a tail wagger the others a whale tagger
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Joke 3
What is the only thing that you can put in a
bucket that will make it lighter?
A hole
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Joke 3
There are three kinds of mathematicians those
who can count and those who cannot.
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Joke 4
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other Slide
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Joke 5
How do cells communicate with each other?
By cellular phone