Wear your new patch with pride...you've earned it!!!!

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Wear your new patch with pride...you've earned
it!!!!

• To all USAF military personnel (ensure widest
  possible dissemination)
• The USAF uniform board has just released a new
  patch for those trapped in HQ staff positions and
  other staff positions who have served above and
  beyond the call of duty in making time consuming
  POWER POINT presentations day after day, week
  after week, month after month without
  recognition.
• The new "PPT1000" patch, attached below, is
  authorized to those who have put in at least
  1,000 hours on PPT presentations. Subsequent
  awards for 2,500 hrs, 5,000 hrs, and 10,000 hrs
  are to follow. Posthumous awards for those
  putting in over 25,000 hrs. will be presented to
  the next of kin, upon request.
• The patch may be affixed to the flight suit with
  Velcro or sewn on the right shoulder of the
  battle dress uniform. A special pin version will
  be developed for the blues and Mr. Rogers blue
  sweater. Subdued versions are not authorized at
  this time.
• Similar patches have been authorized in the past
  for flying combat missions, but since our real
  mission today is to beat the other services out
  of by creating spectacular PPT slides, the
  Board deemed this was absolutely appropriate at
  this time.
• Please submit your request to your commander or
  servicing MPF for issue.