Fart Jokes For the Ages

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Millions upon millions of
years of evolution has gone by. Yet we continue
to
pee ourselves laughing
about farts. Someone would have thought that it

would have become boring
by now.
A belch is just a
gust of wind, that cometh from thy heart, but
should it take a
dowmvard
trend it turns into a fart.

One human fart can be louder than a trombone. I
unfortunately found that
ou
t at mv girlfriends concert.

Sometimes what I do does take some persistence.
People I knowattempt to
kee
p their distance. Truth is I love to fart and
therefore some people depart.

That is the price I must pay for my gaseous
existence.
You absolutely
know it was a really powerful fart when your dog
wakes up,
gives you an
utterly disgusted look and then leaves the room.

Laugh and the world will
laugh with you. Fait and the world stops
laughing.
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After a burp Bernie said,
Excuse nie, excuse me from the bottom of
mv
heart-had it come from
the other end it would have been a fart.

Ill never say mv
girlfriend lias a loud fart. She however will
never be hit
by a ship.

My girlfriend said that
when she broke wind at lier yoga class she became
so
embarrassed that she
didnt know where to look. I said, Of course
you didnt
know where to
look because farts are invisible.

You should never hold your farts in
because they may travel all the wayback

up into your spine. This
is where all of the bad ideas come from.James
made
a plan to fart. His
girlfriend said its the only plan he had ever
followed
through with.

My girlfriend indicated
she would like me to spice up things and heat it
up in
the bedroom. I
decided to fart. She ran out of the room and
veiled that is not
what
she meant.


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