by Courtenay Clarke

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Jokes
by Courtenay Clarke
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KNOCK KNOCK
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WHO S THERE?
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YAH
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YAH WHO?
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RIDE 'EM COW BOY
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Why wouldont they let the butterfly into the
dance?
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Why would'nt they let the butterfly into the
dance? Because it was a moth ball
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How do snails keep their shell shiny?
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How do snails keep their shell shiny? They use
snail vanish
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What fish tastes best with ice cream?
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What fish tastes best with ice cream? A jelly
fish!
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What is a sheeps favourite shop?
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What is a sheeps favourite shop? Woolworths
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How does a gorilla open a door?
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How does a gorilla open a door? With a monkkey?
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What do cats read?
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What do cats read?
A mewspaper
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Why do elephants have trunks?
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Why do elephants have trunks?
Because they would look funny in bikinis
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