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Cat's In The Kettle Did you ever think when you
eat ChineseIt ain't pork or chicken but a fat
Siamese?Yet the food tastes great so you don't
complainBut that's not chicken in your chicken
chow mienSeems to me I ordered sweet and sour
porkBut Garfield's on my forkHe's purrin' here
on my forkThere's a cat in the kettle at the
Peking MoonThe place that I eat every day at
noonThey can feed you cat and you'll never
knowOnce they wrap it up in dough boysThey fry
it real crisp in dough.Chow Lin asked if I
wanted moreAs he was dialin' up his buddy at the
old pet storeI said "Not today, I lost my
appetite"There's two cats in my belly and they
want to fight.I was suckin on a roll-aid and a
tums or twoWhen I swear I heard it mew boyAnd
that is when I knewThere's a cat in the kettle
at the Peking MoonI think I gotta stop eating
there at noonThey say that it's beef or fish or
porkBut it's purrin there on my forkThere's a
hair ball on my fork
No cats were harmed in the cooking of this
classic dish!
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