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• By Chloe Ma
• Presents to you the reasons to purchase this
  magazine
• Note censored for educational purpose and time
  frame

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Reason 1

• Because it has absolutely nothing to do with the
  pop culture of today.. And I know youll enjoy
  reading it
• Its my first production but I bet itll sound
  better than William Hung singing She Bangs,
  because it doesnt involve me singing

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Reasons 2

• It has never released 50s and 60s sketches by
  the semi-famous Chloe Ma (at least you know her)

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But.. You cant see it, since Im here trying to
make you buy it
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Reason 3

• Because it has a guide that teaches you how to
  dress like a true hippiedont know why you would
  want to do that, but here it is

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Preview for how to dress like a hippie..

• Wear tye-dye for everything
• Facial hair for men only
• Bell bottomyou know.. Parachute pants
• Sandals from being attack by pebbles
• Peace signeverything this is the theme of the
  hippie movement isnt it

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The rest is up for you to find out

• That is only if you buy my magazine or else
  youll never find out..PHUHAHAHAHA!

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Reason 4

• First magazine to have absolutely no articles in
  it youll have more pretty pictures to look at
• Like hot guys such as Orlando Bloom and Johnny
  Depp

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Reason 5

• It has all the reasons of why the fifties and
  sixties rocksmore than the time now, no why you
  might say.. But well see.. In the fifties there
  were
• First found reason of American obesity the wire
  remote control
• The mass production of electric guitar, if you
  smash one, you can always get another
• Because super glue was invented in the fifties

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And what about the sixties??

• Party at Woodstock 69, this is when wild
  behavior was first excepted
• The ultra mini skirt, a gift to all censored was
  invented

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Reason 6

• Because of its awesomeness, and the fact that I
  told you so
• Because I spend my Spring Break doing this, so
  you should appreciate it
• Because its the half the price of the mocha
  frappichino money you donate to Starbucks daily

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No time to lose heres the best part the
personality quiz

• See if youre hip or just plain square
• Note every content in this magazine, including
  quiz is made up by me

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1. On a typical school day, where will you be
found?

• Either sleeping in or cutting class
• Raising your hand ever 3 minutes to answer a
  question
• Fixing hair and getting ready to work
• Out in the wild singing Kumbaya

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2. okay, so schools over, where are you now?

1. Getting in fights and picking on cheerleaders
2. Joining every club in school humanly possible
3. Working in the restaurant, serving milk shakes
4. Still in the wild singing Kumbaya, the song that
   never ends

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3. What kind of clothing do you wear on a typical
school day?

1. Leather jacket, with too many hair styling
   ingredients in your jean pocket
2. A pink poodle skirt, a grandma sweater with a
   string of pearls, nothing too flashy
3. Dead in a dress with a name tag, apron, rolling
   in my skates
4. Absolutely nothing or maybe just a bandana

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4. If you know there is a protest going on this
weekend, what would you do?

1. Why would I care, Id rather be racing my car
2. I would so tell the principal, I mean speaking
   against the government is like so wrong
3. Still stuck serving these annoying people, no
   time to waste
4. I would be there one week early trying to get
   people to join the family

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5. So, what would your ride be?

1. My babe, yea the one and only black Chevrolet
   Corvette with flames on the side
2. Smelling the sweet air, riding on a bike with my
   love
3. Roller skating hello, where have you been?
4. In a colorful bus that matches my tie dye shirt,
   with the rest of the family

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6. Where will you be when youre 45?

• Still cruising on the streets, picking up the
  babes
• Happily married to my dream husband, staying home
  taking care of my little darlings
• Still stuck serving in a fake fifties restaurant
• Making brownies, sharing the love with the family
  and getting arrested every other day

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7. What is your weapon of choice?

1. My pop out pocket mini comb and my killer good
   looks
2. My choice of words, a girl is not supposed to
   fight
3. My killer skates and the pencil in my hair
4. Its all about the love my brother, Im not gig
   to fight you

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Mostly As- youre a greaser

• Youre a greaser, the first American gangsta.
  Your job is doing absolutely nothing, and pretty
  proud of it too. Your most prized possessions
  are your ride and your greasy hair, youre
  represented by John Travolta in Grease, and
  Johnny Depp in Crybaby.

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Mostly Bs- prep

• Like omg, youre such a classic prep chick (or
  dude, it depends) youre the most normal and
  boring goodie two shoes that has ever walked the
  planet. You most prized posessions are your
  boring sanity and your poodle. Youre portray by
  Sandra Dee in Grease and little kids that dress
  up at Halloween. Your greatest aspiration is um
  your mommy dearest.

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Mostly Cs- hop car waitress

• Let me tell you one thing, your life sucks as a
  hop car waitress. Why would pick a job where you
  roll around the whole day serving people that are
  just too lazy to get out of the car. well yur
  most prized posessions are probably your skates
  and your name plate.

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Mostly Ds- hippie

• Its all about the LOVE man. Your job as a
  hippie is to drive around in your tie dye bus,
  spreading the message of peace and LOVE, paying
  your bills by making people happy, if you know
  what I mean. Your job rocks except I dont think
  its legal. Your most prized possessions are
  your bus and your long, untamed wild hair. Im
  going to buy you a brush for Christmas. Youre
  inspire by Gandhi, but no need to go starving
  yourself, we all know what youre about, LOVE,
  right?

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Okay, so this is the end of the trip, hope you
enjoy it.

• So go buy the magazine since there are so many
  CENSORED stuff that Im not allowed to show
  youjk.. Buy it or else jk .. Thanks for your
  time, have a nice day.