SOMETIMES WE ALL

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• SOMETIMES WE ALL
• NEED A GIGGLE

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• INSIDE SOME OF US IS A THIN PERSON STRUGGLING TO
  GET OUT, BUT THEY CAN USUALLY BE SEDATED WITH A
  FEW PIECES OF CHOCOLATE.
  
• AUTHOR UNKNOWN

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• NO ONE WILL EVER WIN THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
  THERES TOO MUCH FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY.
  
• HENRY KISSINGER

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• I TRY TO TAKE ONE DAY AT A TIME, BUT SOMETIMES
  SEVERAL ATTACK ME AT ONCE.
  
• JENNIFER YANE

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• SURE GOD CREATED MAN BEFORE WOMAN. BUT THEN YOU
  ALWAYS MAKE A ROUGH DRAFT BEFORE THE FINAL
  MASTERPIECE.
  
• AUTHOR UNKNOWN

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• BOYS WILL BE BOYS, AND SO WILL A LOT OF
  MIDDLE-AGED MEN.
  
• FRANK McKINNEY

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• YOU CAN TAKE NO CREDIT FOR BEAUTY AT SIXTEEN,
  BUT IF YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AT SIXTY, IT WILL BE
  YOUR SOULS OWN DOING.
  
• MARIE STOPES

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• WOMEN AND CATS WILL DO AS THEY PLEASE, AND MEN
  AND DOGS SHOULD RELAX AND GET USED TO THE IDEA.
  
• ROBERT HEINLAIN

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• ALL YOU HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT MEN AND WOMEN
• WOMEN ARE CRAZY, MEN ARE STUPID. AND THE MAIN
  REASON WOMEN ARE CRAZY IS THAT MEN ARE STUPID.
  
• GEORGE CARLIN

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• AGE IS SOMETHING THAT DOESNT MATTER, UNLESS YOU
  ARE A CHEESE.
  
• BILLIE BURKE

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• THE OLDER YOU GET, THE TOUGHER IT IS TO LOSE
  WEIGHT, BECAUSE BY THEN YOUR BODY AND YOUR FAT
  ARE REALLY GOOD FRIENDS.
  
• AUTHOR UNKNOWN

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• MIDDLE AGE IS WHEN YOUVE MET SO MANY PEOPLE THAT
  EVERY NEW PERSON YOU MEET REMINDS YOU OF SOMEONE
  ELSE.
  
• OGDEN NASH

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• THE FIRST HALF OF OUR LIVES IS RUINED BY OUR
  PARENTS, AND THE SECOND HALF BY OUR CHILDREN.
  
• CLARENCE DARROW

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• LAUGHTER IS FANTASTIC FOR YOUR HEALTH, SO . . .
• LAUGH A LITTLE!!!